The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23831. | tstats[kaalmarx] (kaalmarx) | 71.48 | 96% | 2022-11-19 |
| 23832. | Dave (inotdave) | 71.48 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
| 23833. | Ida (idaisyah) | 71.48 | 98% | 2013-06-21 |
| 23834. | Jared (thepsychickiller) | 71.48 | — | 2011-04-12 |
| 23835. | Charbel (ckeyrouz) | 71.48 | 96% | 2012-12-27 |
| 23836. | metal (metalclone) | 71.47 | 95% | 2021-01-18 |
| 23837. | Harn (harn99) | 71.47 | 97.6% | 2025-05-18 |
| 23838. | postabb (postabb) | 71.47 | 94% | 2022-04-07 |
| 23839. | Vhagar (fasterlater) | 71.47 | 98% | 2022-12-30 |
| 23840. | Wake (awriter) | 71.47 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
| 23841. | (nikasaur) | 71.47 | 89% | 2011-12-24 |
| 23842. | Robert (stanford4modesto) | 71.47 | 99% | 2014-01-05 |
| 23843. | Levy (speedylevy) | 71.47 | 96% | 2014-11-01 |
| 23844. | Greti (greti) | 71.47 | 96% | 2012-12-10 |
| 23845. | Thomas (cephalopode) | 71.47 | 97% | 2014-02-03 |
| 23846. | Adriano (adrianwoodhouse) | 71.47 | 98% | 2013-12-12 |
| 23847. | bsmith4972 (bsmith4972) | 71.46 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 23848. | Maruf Hasan (mehad605) | 71.46 | 99% | 2025-09-25 |
| 23849. | sinasinapy (sinasinapy) | 71.46 | 97% | 2024-12-15 |
| 23850. | Catalin (catalinhimself) | 71.46 | 96% | 2021-11-07 |
| 23851. | cmi2008 (cmi_2008) | 71.46 | 96% | 2025-04-02 |
| 23852. | Galym (greeep) | 71.46 | 94.7% | 2024-01-17 |
| 23853. | Jonas (jonasv888) | 71.46 | 98.3% | 2023-12-18 |
| 23854. | Doyle (zdubhghaill) | 71.46 | 99% | 2022-03-08 |
| 23855. | Michael Paul (michael_paul) | 71.45 | 96% | 2025-04-19 |
| 23856. | Hitesh_G67 (hitesh_g67) | 71.45 | 96% | 2025-07-17 |
| 23857. | Ole (acidjesus420) | 71.45 | 98% | 2026-03-11 |
| 23858. | 아이고난 (western_korean) | 71.45 | 96.3% | 2024-10-10 |
| 23859. | Ashenafi (unravel_ashe) | 71.45 | 98% | 2024-05-10 |
| 23860. | donald balls (swag_man_unli... | 71.45 | 97% | 2020-04-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |