So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21154. | (chentianqi) | 66.00 | 92% | 2015-09-12 |
| 21155. | (boyoftoy) | 66.00 | 95% | 2011-12-27 |
| 21156. | (hadern) | 65.99 | 97% | 2022-10-23 |
| 21157. | (nutsak) | 65.99 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 21158. | Eddie (eddie_08) | 65.99 | 96% | 2021-10-22 |
| 21159. | (manojrawat6453) | 65.99 | 96% | 2022-09-18 |
| 21160. | (anarchy_) | 65.99 | 92% | 2012-09-12 |
| 21161. | (ss005) | 65.99 | 99% | 2018-06-06 |
| 21162. | (seanwtang) | 65.99 | 96% | 2017-08-16 |
| 21163. | Yu Han (qythium) | 65.99 | — | 2010-02-28 |
| 21164. | Timothy (timothyslash) | 65.99 | 96% | 2017-02-02 |
| 21165. | (rose_cabanag@yahoo.com) | 65.99 | 96% | 2012-05-31 |
| 21166. | (losaglen) | 65.98 | 91% | 2012-04-30 |
| 21167. | (the_mob) | 65.98 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
| 21168. | (jamietyper90) | 65.98 | 96% | 2020-04-25 |
| 21169. | Ege (pxlwlkr) | 65.98 | 94% | 2017-01-07 |
| 21170. | Plantt (tplantt) | 65.97 | 93% | 2016-01-03 |
| 21171. | (liljasonmoney) | 65.97 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 21172. | (gd0912) | 65.97 | 95% | 2021-04-23 |
| 21173. | (cat_guy) | 65.97 | 94% | 2021-02-12 |
| 21174. | (sanstotz) | 65.97 | 95% | 2016-07-03 |
| 21175. | (minhtuhay123) | 65.96 | 97% | 2019-07-11 |
| 21176. | (vaporizing) | 65.96 | 96% | 2019-06-21 |
| 21177. | (childz) | 65.95 | 91% | 2013-06-07 |
| 21178. | (kabir_1234) | 65.95 | 96% | 2022-01-28 |
| 21179. | Hayk (hayk10002) | 65.95 | 94% | 2022-12-29 |
| 21180. | (_rk__) | 65.95 | 95% | 2021-05-18 |
| 21181. | (bkun) | 65.94 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 21182. | (strikerfury) | 65.94 | 94% | 2021-06-19 |
| 21183. | (sqonky) | 65.94 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |