You're inches away from death every time you go on a mission. How much older can you be at your age? A half minute before that you were stepping into high school, and an unhooked brassiere was as close as you ever hoped to get to Paradise. Only a fifth of a second before that you were a small kid with a ten-week summer vacation that lasted a hundred thousand years and still ended too soon.
—from Catch-22, a book by Joseph Heller
Active since November 11, 2016.
392 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8661. | Jason (goosejuice) | 88.91 | 97.4% | 2024-09-09 |
| 8662. | Squeak (oweozz) | 88.90 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 8663. | Henrricos (henrricos) | 88.90 | 99% | 2022-02-10 |
| 8664. | Trix (trix20) | 88.89 | 97% | 2025-07-12 |
| 8665. | yea but actually no (yea_bu... | 88.89 | 96% | 2021-04-03 |
| 8666. | Rem (remroid66) | 88.89 | 98.1% | 2023-06-08 |
| 8667. | Bea (libbearator) | 88.89 | 99% | 2019-12-11 |
| 8668. | Franklin (endlessbdc) | 88.87 | 95.4% | 2023-08-22 |
| 8669. | NunyaBeezwax (sorryibeatyou) | 88.87 | 98% | 2019-10-08 |
| 8670. | vilapet (vilapet) | 88.87 | 98% | 2022-06-24 |
| 8671. | Saenk (whosyourjay) | 88.87 | 98% | 2017-09-09 |
| 8672. | Nieves (cheezy_butter) | 88.87 | 99% | 2026-02-18 |
| 8673. | Jevon (overpwered) | 88.87 | 95.8% | 2021-02-04 |
| 8674. | Ryan (godawesome) | 88.87 | 97% | 2020-06-02 |
| 8675. | Kid (zenfire9001) | 88.86 | 97% | 2022-02-17 |
| 8676. | Scott (theking55555) | 88.86 | 97% | 2018-04-18 |
| 8677. | Charles (clydoscope) | 88.85 | 97.5% | 2023-08-26 |
| 8678. | John Francis (casterjohn) | 88.85 | 97% | 2022-01-02 |
| 8679. | Bruce Lee (bruceleeblackhole) | 88.85 | 98.3% | 2024-08-28 |
| 8680. | Zero (zero_10) | 88.84 | 99% | 2025-08-28 |
| 8681. | greige (pvffzz) | 88.84 | 97% | 2024-04-23 |
| 8682. | funkytown (basti_colemak) | 88.84 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
| 8683. | uwos (artuist) | 88.84 | 98% | 2019-06-23 |
| 8684. | ФРАНЦУЗСКИЙ (roo... | 88.83 | 96% | 2021-08-21 |
| 8685. | Shishir (cceer) | 88.83 | 96.6% | 2023-06-29 |
| 8686. | Elliot (privateplague) | 88.83 | 98% | 2021-09-14 |
| 8687. | Khoa (lackhoa) | 88.83 | 97% | 2017-06-12 |
| 8688. | Yeet (yeetdikem) | 88.82 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| 8689. | RaspberryPi (don_bartolome) | 88.82 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 8690. | Siebe (siebesmile) | 88.81 | 99% | 2021-09-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,593 | 85.16 | November 11, 2016 |
| Long Texts | 119 | 81.50 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 37 | 101.48 | January 15, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 91.89 | July 29, 2020 |