The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2971. | H (vigilantvillian_colemak) | 124.03 | 98% | 2023-04-17 |
| 2972. | noquit (blusteve) | 124.03 | 99% | 2020-04-17 |
| 2973. | steveleeb (steveleeb) | 124.02 | 99% | 2013-12-03 |
| 2974. | Michael (xaeternum) | 124.02 | 98% | 2014-07-03 |
| 2975. | Moo (mafaraxas) | 123.99 | 99% | 2014-09-12 |
| 2976. | Dragurus (dragurusx) | 123.99 | 99% | 2017-03-19 |
| 2977. | Lark (laaark) | 123.98 | 99% | 2016-03-28 |
| 2978. | A (tidakfitbi) | 123.98 | 97% | 2015-12-07 |
| 2979. | Majid (majid87) | 123.97 | 98% | 2013-12-12 |
| 2980. | Jay (ricerocket) | 123.96 | 98% | 2013-01-28 |
| 2981. | Hugh (olowken) | 123.95 | 99% | 2022-10-14 |
| 2982. | Petri (pndragon) | 123.95 | — | 2010-03-05 |
| 2983. | PatheticGamer (patheticgamer) | 123.95 | 96% | 2012-10-02 |
| 2984. | Adm1n (vilius8) | 123.94 | 100% | 2020-03-01 |
| 2985. | Ian (ianherndon) | 123.92 | 97% | 2017-04-04 |
| 2986. | Hyeon (hseo003) | 123.91 | 97% | 2019-04-02 |
| 2987. | Stropheum (stropheum) | 123.90 | 98% | 2021-06-07 |
| 2988. | Cassandra (cassette) | 123.90 | 100% | 2020-06-03 |
| 2989. | Nick (xsagacious) | 123.89 | — | 2010-02-16 |
| 2990. | tstats[montedeu] (montedeu) | 123.88 | 98.3% | 2023-10-26 |
| 2991. | Redmega (redmega) | 123.87 | 99% | 2023-01-24 |
| 2992. | sanjay (sanjaychitrakar) | 123.87 | — | 2010-12-13 |
| 2993. | devin (dmao) | 123.86 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 2994. | ammar (ammar_31) | 123.85 | 99% | 2023-09-13 |
| 2995. | jasper (jasper2428) | 123.85 | 99% | 2017-07-05 |
| 2996. | Jeffrey (monkojeffrey) | 123.85 | — | 2010-10-27 |
| 2997. | N (natejam) | 123.84 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 2998. | Gaurab (gg27) | 123.84 | 99% | 2018-10-22 |
| 2999. | LOLUMAD (lolumad111) | 123.81 | 98% | 2013-03-18 |
| 3000. | owl (owltiem) | 123.81 | — | 2009-07-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |