The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9477. | DBroggel (dbroggel) | 90.21 | 97% | 2023-10-14 |
| 9478. | jennyjenjen (jennyjenjen) | 90.21 | 96% | 2015-11-15 |
| 9479. | Matt (mvndude) | 90.20 | — | 2008-11-17 |
| 9480. | Sleepy (sleepy_torch) | 90.20 | 96% | 2023-07-30 |
| 9481. | Jun (jun0729) | 90.20 | 95% | 2021-02-23 |
| 9482. | Rudy (rudyvqt) | 90.20 | 95% | 2012-12-19 |
| 9483. | Kevin (pubhub) | 90.20 | 98% | 2019-04-30 |
| 9484. | Vi§hal (vishal_sirhind@yah... | 90.20 | 89% | 2013-08-16 |
| 9485. | Robin (starseed1983) | 90.20 | 97% | 2011-07-14 |
| 9486. | Skillexed (shivam00100) | 90.20 | 96% | 2017-01-21 |
| 9487. | Captain Oz (kildoes) | 90.20 | 95% | 2018-12-22 |
| 9488. | Daniel (ieatedsomebees) | 90.19 | 97.2% | 2023-07-17 |
| 9489. | Kenneth (furball728) | 90.19 | 96% | 2020-01-10 |
| 9490. | kimmy (kimmyl11) | 90.19 | 95% | 2012-12-04 |
| 9491. | DvorakLearner (jvanderzee) | 90.19 | 99% | 2012-10-25 |
| 9492. | Mitch (chuckiecheez) | 90.19 | 98% | 2013-06-26 |
| 9493. | HallMaster007 (hallmaster007) | 90.18 | 99% | 2022-04-12 |
| 9494. | cassandra (cassandroid) | 90.18 | — | 2008-09-18 |
| 9495. | タイ (dtinth) | 90.18 | 94% | 2017-02-20 |
| 9496. | New (roughtyper) | 90.18 | 99% | 2017-08-20 |
| 9497. | penrose (penrosecat) | 90.17 | 96% | 2023-03-16 |
| 9498. | Chris (altcognito) | 90.17 | 93% | 2011-12-19 |
| 9499. | Jordan (hell0mynameis) | 90.17 | 100% | 2019-10-27 |
| 9500. | Marnexeultra (marnexe) | 90.17 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 9501. | Mathew (dna44) | 90.17 | 94% | 2013-10-20 |
| 9502. | Vandrick (vandrick) | 90.17 | 94% | 2016-09-07 |
| 9503. | seez (seez) | 90.17 | 97% | 2019-07-12 |
| 9504. | Abah (melaka) | 90.17 | 97% | 2011-08-25 |
| 9505. | Matt (bigmtg25) | 90.17 | 95% | 2011-11-24 |
| 9506. | Fated (azndoode1) | 90.16 | 95% | 2012-03-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |