Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1881. | Maddi (queenrupert) | 82.34 | 98% | 2020-12-19 |
| 1882. | Max (max424) | 82.32 | 97% | 2020-11-22 |
| 1883. | Chris (animelegend) | 82.32 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 1884. | Missy (lovelydy) | 82.32 | 98% | 2020-04-17 |
| 1885. | Will (rdtomgrcr) | 82.30 | 98% | 2018-04-12 |
| 1886. | Joe (joefromlongisland) | 82.25 | 98% | 2017-08-21 |
| 1887. | Tongyi (shent) | 82.24 | 97% | 2018-01-07 |
| 1888. | James (karonar) | 82.22 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
| 1889. | hoangnam75 (hoagnnam75) | 82.18 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 1890. | Bea (libbearator) | 82.17 | 99% | 2019-12-24 |
| 1891. | ⭐️⭐️⭐️ (pbnl2) | 82.14 | 96% | 2019-07-11 |
| 1892. | Brett (sonovthedawn) | 82.13 | 95% | 2019-03-29 |
| 1893. | Ibrahim (platon) | 82.13 | 96% | 2020-08-10 |
| 1894. | Elliott (yummyduck) | 82.13 | 96% | 2020-12-03 |
| 1895. | maufry (maufry) | 82.13 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
| 1896. | Bryan (bryan675) | 82.11 | 96% | 2017-07-13 |
| 1897. | Ryan (caskblast) | 82.10 | 98% | 2019-12-18 |
| 1898. | mars (marswork) | 82.08 | 97% | 2019-03-23 |
| 1899. | eeya (eeya) | 82.06 | 95% | 2020-03-04 |
| 1900. | Michael (mihcael) | 82.05 | 96% | 2019-12-30 |
| 1901. | Raghav (redsondude) | 82.05 | 95% | 2020-11-02 |
| 1902. | Annihilator (annihilator123) | 82.00 | 98% | 2020-07-04 |
| 1903. | one day 💯 (cyard) | 82.00 | 97% | 2019-01-17 |
| 1904. | Lukas (bluistoasty) | 81.99 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 1905. | God is love ᗜ (kjb3plover) | 81.98 | 92% | 2019-10-05 |
| 1906. | Joy (joyisawesome) | 81.98 | 97% | 2019-07-19 |
| 1907. | Andrew (rentor) | 81.97 | 98% | 2019-11-06 |
| 1908. | Eric (iiwaterboyii) | 81.95 | 97% | 2018-05-22 |
| 1909. | Spring (rabeeh97) | 81.94 | 96% | 2018-02-03 |
| 1910. | Alonne (freeman_1337) | 81.93 | 97% | 2018-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |