The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9758. | Sridhar (cure_kiddo) | 47.48 | 81% | 2011-07-06 |
| 9759. | Alamin (alamin81) | 47.48 | 97% | 2015-11-04 |
| 9760. | DJ (deejayz_) | 47.47 | 94% | 2018-05-01 |
| 9761. | Ema (emahowerton) | 47.47 | 95% | 2019-10-09 |
| 9762. | Tufail (khan0445) | 47.47 | 95% | 2021-04-30 |
| 9763. | Imran (imrans) | 47.47 | — | 2010-02-09 |
| 9764. | Franco (banco820) | 47.46 | 96% | 2020-10-01 |
| 9765. | Kabir (daybreaker) | 47.46 | 97% | 2013-06-06 |
| 9766. | Leafy1259 (leafyleafyleafy) | 47.46 | 94% | 2020-09-05 |
| 9767. | cracker (nautiiankit) | 47.46 | 95% | 2014-01-31 |
| 9768. | Sravan (sravanstg) | 47.45 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| 9769. | Seth (vadneylol) | 47.45 | 87% | 2015-02-23 |
| 9770. | Miki_hero (mikihero) | 47.45 | 94% | 2020-12-29 |
| 9771. | claess (claess) | 47.45 | 92% | 2012-11-20 |
| 9772. | niloofar (nil0ofar) | 47.45 | 97% | 2017-04-06 |
| 9773. | None (maltese) | 47.45 | 91% | 2012-10-18 |
| 9774. | Chell.m1 (chell_morris1) | 47.44 | 95% | 2022-07-16 |
| 9775. | amer (zx_iii) | 47.44 | 93% | 2021-04-06 |
| 9776. | pper (listeningpepper) | 47.44 | 94% | 2020-12-10 |
| 9777. | stimim (stimim) | 47.44 | — | 2011-02-15 |
| 9778. | Axel (kakmumsaren) | 47.44 | 87% | 2014-10-31 |
| 9779. | Cute (cute47star) | 47.44 | 94% | 2011-11-10 |
| 9780. | chelsea (casey17) | 47.44 | — | 2011-02-15 |
| 9781. | zeefi (zeefi) | 47.43 | 96% | 2014-12-15 |
| 9782. | Adam (adamkl1994) | 47.43 | 98% | 2014-04-08 |
| 9783. | Cyle (cyleyt) | 47.43 | 95% | 2019-03-09 |
| 9784. | sudhakar (mankatha) | 47.43 | 94% | 2012-08-23 |
| 9785. | Rom (regularguy) | 47.43 | 92% | 2015-06-24 |
| 9786. | teja (teja_rv) | 47.43 | 93% | 2015-10-10 |
| 9787. | fahad (fahad001) | 47.42 | 95% | 2023-03-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |