As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13843. | Boomer (typicalboomer) | 74.99 | 97.6% | 2024-11-15 |
| 13844. | Connor (notaporkupine) | 74.99 | 96% | 2015-05-27 |
| 13845. | Pinoy (pinoytypist01) | 74.99 | 99% | 2021-08-09 |
| 13846. | Kenna (kennanemera) | 74.99 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
| 13847. | P0IS0N (p0is0n) | 74.99 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
| 13848. | Nikola (dudeimwhite) | 74.99 | 96% | 2022-11-26 |
| 13849. | Jerm (professional_keyboard... | 74.99 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
| 13850. | Helen (iamhelenkeller) | 74.99 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 13851. | cobe (cobevuong) | 74.98 | 98% | 2021-09-14 |
| 13852. | Jae (jaehan521) | 74.98 | 96% | 2018-08-16 |
| 13853. | Griffin (speedyboi4506) | 74.98 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 13854. | bhavik (bhavik301205) | 74.97 | 97.1% | 2024-12-17 |
| 13855. | Tonmaii (tonmaiii) | 74.97 | 96% | 2023-03-27 |
| 13856. | Jack (jackbiscegliaa) | 74.97 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
| 13857. | Jyotirmoy (jyotirmoy_halder) | 74.97 | 97% | 2020-08-28 |
| 13858. | Thug (thuglife512) | 74.97 | 88% | 2016-03-07 |
| 13859. | username16-- (admin_nistrator) | 74.96 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
| 13860. | Azhar (azharbhat) | 74.96 | 98% | 2022-08-16 |
| 13861. | Bob (caseofthereds) | 74.96 | 98% | 2019-05-21 |
| 13862. | H_24 (h_24) | 74.96 | 98% | 2020-06-17 |
| 13863. | Kanishk (kanishk014) | 74.95 | 96% | 2024-03-15 |
| 13864. | Sidriel (koyautoka) | 74.95 | 97% | 2023-08-07 |
| 13865. | Koreandaughter (koreandaugh... | 74.95 | 96% | 2019-07-19 |
| 13866. | Kill (killyourself1234) | 74.95 | 97% | 2017-12-12 |
| 13867. | Temirulan (mtemirulan) | 74.95 | 93% | 2015-12-19 |
| 13868. | Riley (nooble) | 74.94 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
| 13869. | Gunner (gunner8) | 74.94 | 96% | 2020-05-25 |
| 13870. | vaibhav (vaibhav1618) | 74.94 | 97% | 2015-12-29 |
| 13871. | Simon (gothsimba) | 74.92 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 13872. | Dat (ltdat1618) | 74.92 | 98% | 2019-09-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |