Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34919. | (sangryool) | 42.82 | 94% | 2015-06-23 |
| 34920. | (ronron) | 42.82 | — | 2008-12-15 |
| 34921. | (xiang2008) | 42.82 | — | 2010-01-16 |
| 34922. | (fredsaw) | 42.82 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
| 34923. | Puneet (superstardon) | 42.81 | 97% | 2013-10-01 |
| 34924. | ashis (ashis73) | 42.81 | 96% | 2011-10-08 |
| 34925. | (chrisp3oh) | 42.81 | 94.8% | 2021-02-15 |
| 34926. | (lomgwal) | 42.81 | 97% | 2021-06-05 |
| 34927. | (kini) | 42.80 | — | 2009-11-16 |
| 34928. | (nntnag17) | 42.80 | — | 2011-04-09 |
| 34929. | (ekaekiekuekeeko) | 42.80 | 83% | 2011-10-30 |
| 34930. | (vickonovianto) | 42.80 | 95% | 2012-03-11 |
| 34931. | (vinsmoke112) | 42.80 | 94% | 2023-05-08 |
| 34932. | (haideradel) | 42.79 | — | 2010-05-08 |
| 34933. | (stoofee) | 42.79 | 92% | 2015-04-05 |
| 34934. | (ryanon0127) | 42.79 | 93% | 2016-08-22 |
| 34935. | (anweiford) | 42.78 | — | 2010-10-18 |
| 34936. | (yaseersenpai) | 42.78 | 93% | 2017-11-08 |
| 34937. | Casen (casenray) | 42.78 | — | 2009-03-25 |
| 34938. | Vitaly (vitaly77) | 42.77 | 97% | 2011-10-13 |
| 34939. | (kidd0) | 42.77 | 86% | 2012-02-22 |
| 34940. | (paulbish) | 42.77 | — | 2009-01-22 |
| 34941. | Terje (tertop) | 42.77 | 94% | 2023-03-31 |
| 34942. | (devboxer) | 42.77 | 93% | 2023-01-22 |
| 34943. | (dani.videda@gmail.com) | 42.76 | 91% | 2012-12-19 |
| 34944. | (steamhawk) | 42.75 | 98.8% | 2021-02-15 |
| 34945. | (aironcullen) | 42.75 | 95% | 2023-08-11 |
| 34946. | (parkerdca) | 42.75 | 95% | 2023-05-30 |
| 34947. | (brian3) | 42.74 | — | 2009-10-05 |
| 34948. | (ranikta) | 42.74 | 91% | 2012-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |