The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9388. | (kanvijay) | 47.95 | 92% | 2013-11-25 |
| 9389. | (lebao) | 47.95 | — | 2008-12-18 |
| 9390. | (mannubhai) | 47.95 | 94% | 2015-08-01 |
| 9391. | (17sajordan08) | 47.95 | 82% | 2013-05-17 |
| 9392. | (janne) | 47.95 | — | 2008-10-03 |
| 9393. | (fadil_ilham) | 47.95 | 85% | 2014-11-16 |
| 9394. | (cimba326) | 47.95 | — | 2010-03-28 |
| 9395. | Guest (bryce51202) | 47.95 | — | 2010-05-01 |
| 9396. | (asm_saifullah001) | 47.94 | 96% | 2018-04-16 |
| 9397. | (mavvy_289) | 47.94 | 95% | 2022-07-07 |
| 9398. | (kulturedschwein) | 47.94 | 95% | 2021-06-01 |
| 9399. | (abrahamabrahma) | 47.94 | 96% | 2019-08-29 |
| 9400. | (digags) | 47.94 | — | 2008-11-24 |
| 9401. | (altansukh_0199) | 47.93 | 96% | 2020-10-16 |
| 9402. | shyam (shyam1114) | 47.93 | 94% | 2016-03-18 |
| 9403. | (ling) | 47.93 | — | 2008-12-24 |
| 9404. | Casen (casenray) | 47.92 | — | 2009-03-25 |
| 9405. | (enzuh) | 47.92 | 93% | 2021-01-06 |
| 9406. | SajiB (sajib66) | 47.92 | 96% | 2022-10-04 |
| 9407. | (fantoniko) | 47.92 | 95% | 2021-06-09 |
| 9408. | (bektur) | 47.92 | 95% | 2020-07-23 |
| 9409. | Jack (jfragg) | 47.92 | 95% | 2019-01-29 |
| 9410. | (simon_ay) | 47.92 | — | 2008-11-29 |
| 9411. | (darkness1102) | 47.92 | 87% | 2011-10-05 |
| 9412. | (itsabhianant) | 47.91 | 93% | 2021-04-24 |
| 9413. | (kairyuuu) | 47.91 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 9414. | (fattymcgee) | 47.91 | 94% | 2015-03-07 |
| 9415. | (madian) | 47.90 | — | 2010-11-25 |
| 9416. | (typemaster111) | 47.90 | 96% | 2017-07-20 |
| 9417. | (hernan940730) | 47.90 | 93% | 2015-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |