The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20489. | insxne (insxnebts) | 75.00 | 98.5% | 2023-11-14 |
| 20490. | Jonathan (nomayo) | 75.00 | 96% | 2013-02-07 |
| 20491. | Ihssane (ihssanee) | 74.99 | 98.1% | 2024-12-14 |
| 20492. | Alex (auntzezima) | 74.99 | 97% | 2024-03-26 |
| 20493. | Joewe (joewe27) | 74.99 | 92% | 2013-12-30 |
| 20494. | T Lewis (runnamok) | 74.99 | 98% | 2025-07-16 |
| 20495. | kusu468 (kusu468) | 74.99 | 97% | 2025-06-03 |
| 20496. | Stentor (stesanor) | 74.99 | 95% | 2017-03-05 |
| 20497. | faust (the_faust) | 74.98 | 97% | 2025-09-16 |
| 20498. | Ewan (poppunkalive) | 74.98 | 97.1% | 2025-04-02 |
| 20499. | Shreyas (shreyas_jani) | 74.98 | 95.5% | 2023-11-16 |
| 20500. | Bugs (bugs__) | 74.98 | 97.9% | 2024-09-11 |
| 20501. | vndys (vndys) | 74.98 | 98% | 2023-03-11 |
| 20502. | mohammed (momotan039) | 74.98 | 96.9% | 2024-02-09 |
| 20503. | Sho (shonadem25) | 74.98 | 97% | 2017-12-31 |
| 20504. | 𝚲 𝐋 𝐈 𝐒 𝐎 ... | 74.98 | 96% | 2017-12-07 |
| 20505. | kevo3times (kevo3times) | 74.97 | 95.8% | 2024-07-20 |
| 20506. | hemmelsemmel (hemmelsemmel) | 74.97 | 97% | 2025-03-03 |
| 20507. | KIDD (trafalgarr) | 74.97 | 97% | 2025-04-23 |
| 20508. | Ohyeah (_ohyeah9810_) | 74.97 | 96% | 2024-05-03 |
| 20509. | Shannon (caseius) | 74.97 | 96% | 2021-11-15 |
| 20510. | 🦥 (isitenough) | 74.97 | 95% | 2021-03-23 |
| 20511. | Sugma (m3rky) | 74.97 | 96% | 2018-11-30 |
| 20512. | ciinder (ciindersnap) | 74.96 | 95.1% | 2024-01-23 |
| 20513. | Nico (adsfgklksfj) | 74.96 | 98% | 2025-11-06 |
| 20514. | Kani Rashied-Henry (kbreezy... | 74.96 | 98% | 2024-02-19 |
| 20515. | Sofia (siouxsiexioux) | 74.96 | 98% | 2025-10-11 |
| 20516. | Marcio Quental (marcioquental) | 74.96 | 96.7% | 2024-06-10 |
| 20517. | Andy (andy_j_k) | 74.96 | 98% | 2022-05-14 |
| 20518. | Wawa (wawa286) | 74.96 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |