And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23418. | (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ (vuvule) | 73.49 | 94% | 2013-05-01 |
| 23419. | Shentar (shentar) | 73.48 | 94% | 2015-09-24 |
| 23420. | Khen (khen2003) | 73.48 | 98% | 2020-04-05 |
| 23421. | Chase (dark11pact) | 73.48 | 97% | 2014-08-22 |
| 23422. | Abubakar (abubakar42093) | 73.48 | 91% | 2012-12-06 |
| 23423. | burn (burn2nd) | 73.48 | 96% | 2013-04-17 |
| 23424. | Nic (arcanemachine) | 73.47 | 96% | 2016-03-02 |
| 23425. | Zharfan (zharfanadli) | 73.47 | 96% | 2021-08-22 |
| 23426. | Esketitutu (esketitutu) | 73.46 | 95.1% | 2023-08-30 |
| 23427. | fast (yahya_iyaseh) | 73.46 | 98% | 2022-03-14 |
| 23428. | Logan (fource) | 73.46 | 90% | 2015-05-05 |
| 23429. | Ziad (0ziadmohamed0) | 73.46 | 97% | 2022-02-16 |
| 23430. | Ishan (ityper0020) | 73.46 | 96% | 2021-04-10 |
| 23431. | arstdhneio (colemak_arst) | 73.46 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| 23432. | pornima (pornima) | 73.46 | 97% | 2013-12-26 |
| 23433. | Pe@rl (cobra) | 73.46 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| 23434. | Mt.Taiji (saksham1992) | 73.45 | 94.6% | 2023-06-07 |
| 23435. | www (wwwcookie) | 73.45 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 23436. | Vinh (ninjapro) | 73.45 | 97% | 2022-08-17 |
| 23437. | Chris (cascade_) | 73.45 | 96% | 2021-10-05 |
| 23438. | Duy (ndduy1995) | 73.45 | 96% | 2011-08-26 |
| 23439. | Nate (nwjsmith) | 73.45 | 98% | 2014-01-31 |
| 23440. | Bruno (brunoi171) | 73.45 | 91% | 2015-04-26 |
| 23441. | ^_^ (likeshiau) | 73.44 | — | 2009-06-28 |
| 23442. | andre (duperandre) | 73.44 | 94% | 2016-11-12 |
| 23443. | Naomi (naomielianora) | 73.44 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
| 23444. | Darth (darthverde) | 73.44 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 23445. | Ahmed (thelegend07) | 73.44 | 86% | 2016-10-09 |
| 23446. | Jordan (jordanhochstetler) | 73.44 | 97% | 2016-10-19 |
| 23447. | Keyun (keyun21) | 73.43 | 96% | 2023-06-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |