So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28987. | awais (awaispk) | 54.69 | 95% | 2021-01-25 |
| 28988. | Suguru (sugurug922) | 54.69 | 95% | 2021-02-01 |
| 28989. | magdalena (magdalenamag) | 54.69 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 28990. | Bogart (bogartii) | 54.69 | 98% | 2017-05-25 |
| 28991. | Christy (christy) | 54.69 | — | 2008-09-04 |
| 28992. | Siyavash (siyavash) | 54.68 | 97% | 2017-07-01 |
| 28993. | nav (navology) | 54.68 | 95% | 2023-10-25 |
| 28994. | mayar (mayarab) | 54.68 | 94.5% | 2023-07-28 |
| 28995. | Francesco (cecco43) | 54.68 | 98% | 2023-05-11 |
| 28996. | Yuda (pramkimpam) | 54.68 | 93% | 2016-01-27 |
| 28997. | Angie (1angie) | 54.68 | 99% | 2011-09-21 |
| 28998. | bayu (bayun2445) | 54.67 | 95% | 2022-09-19 |
| 28999. | Julish (julish13) | 54.67 | 95% | 2022-08-03 |
| 29000. | Temi (headsoccer) | 54.67 | 97% | 2022-12-30 |
| 29001. | Satya (satya123sahoo) | 54.67 | 98% | 2016-09-01 |
| 29002. | ritesh (ritesht120) | 54.67 | 94% | 2012-03-20 |
| 29003. | Guest (c7ph3r) | 54.66 | 94% | 2023-09-02 |
| 29004. | mahdi (carpenterbrother) | 54.66 | 97.2% | 2021-02-19 |
| 29005. | aadsfsdsf (cocopeanutz) | 54.66 | 95% | 2019-06-09 |
| 29006. | orzn (orzninja) | 54.66 | — | 2008-12-11 |
| 29007. | Huttis (huttala) | 54.66 | 94% | 2012-02-15 |
| 29008. | tuan (kiet) | 54.66 | — | 2008-10-30 |
| 29009. | CarriePirc (carriepirc) | 54.66 | 99% | 2014-04-21 |
| 29010. | 🔻𝘗𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘴... | 54.65 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
| 29011. | emhadzi (emhadzi) | 54.65 | 95% | 2022-08-13 |
| 29012. | started training (kani_nayuka) | 54.65 | 94% | 2021-02-19 |
| 29013. | Fawwaz (rifasyafm) | 54.65 | 95% | 2021-04-15 |
| 29014. | J (yoge) | 54.65 | 96% | 2012-08-27 |
| 29015. | sybell john sajan (sybell) | 54.65 | 98% | 2017-09-03 |
| 29016. | totallynotabot (smarterthan... | 54.64 | 95% | 2023-08-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |