So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28774. | awais (awaispk) | 54.69 | 95% | 2021-01-25 |
| 28775. | Suguru (sugurug922) | 54.69 | 95% | 2021-02-01 |
| 28776. | magdalena (magdalenamag) | 54.69 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 28777. | Bogart (bogartii) | 54.69 | 98% | 2017-05-25 |
| 28778. | Christy (christy) | 54.69 | — | 2008-09-04 |
| 28779. | Siyavash (siyavash) | 54.68 | 97% | 2017-07-01 |
| 28780. | nav (navology) | 54.68 | 95% | 2023-10-25 |
| 28781. | mayar (mayarab) | 54.68 | 94.5% | 2023-07-28 |
| 28782. | Francesco (cecco43) | 54.68 | 98% | 2023-05-11 |
| 28783. | Yuda (pramkimpam) | 54.68 | 93% | 2016-01-27 |
| 28784. | Angie (1angie) | 54.68 | 99% | 2011-09-21 |
| 28785. | bayu (bayun2445) | 54.67 | 95% | 2022-09-19 |
| 28786. | Julish (julish13) | 54.67 | 95% | 2022-08-03 |
| 28787. | Temi (headsoccer) | 54.67 | 97% | 2022-12-30 |
| 28788. | Satya (satya123sahoo) | 54.67 | 98% | 2016-09-01 |
| 28789. | ritesh (ritesht120) | 54.67 | 94% | 2012-03-20 |
| 28790. | Guest (c7ph3r) | 54.66 | 94% | 2023-09-02 |
| 28791. | mahdi (carpenterbrother) | 54.66 | 97.2% | 2021-02-19 |
| 28792. | aadsfsdsf (cocopeanutz) | 54.66 | 95% | 2019-06-09 |
| 28793. | orzn (orzninja) | 54.66 | — | 2008-12-11 |
| 28794. | Huttis (huttala) | 54.66 | 94% | 2012-02-15 |
| 28795. | tuan (kiet) | 54.66 | — | 2008-10-30 |
| 28796. | CarriePirc (carriepirc) | 54.66 | 99% | 2014-04-21 |
| 28797. | emhadzi (emhadzi) | 54.65 | 95% | 2022-08-13 |
| 28798. | 🔻𝘗𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘴... | 54.65 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
| 28799. | started training (kani_nayuka) | 54.65 | 94% | 2021-02-19 |
| 28800. | Fawwaz (rifasyafm) | 54.65 | 95% | 2021-04-15 |
| 28801. | J (yoge) | 54.65 | 96% | 2012-08-27 |
| 28802. | sybell john sajan (sybell) | 54.65 | 98% | 2017-09-03 |
| 28803. | totallynotabot (smarterthan... | 54.64 | 95% | 2023-08-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |