Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32535. | frederica (fred_) | 48.72 | 92% | 2011-05-06 |
| 32536. | retry (retry) | 48.72 | — | 2008-12-17 |
| 32537. | Boykie (boykie_gj) | 48.72 | 98% | 2023-03-04 |
| 32538. | bakar (shinysammy300) | 48.72 | 94% | 2022-04-10 |
| 32539. | Yurii (kruason) | 48.72 | 95% | 2021-07-19 |
| 32540. | Art (art_izan) | 48.71 | 98% | 2015-03-10 |
| 32541. | jayesh (jayesh_shah) | 48.71 | 91% | 2013-01-12 |
| 32542. | blah (blah3) | 48.71 | 91% | 2012-08-24 |
| 32543. | Wade (touchmaster) | 48.71 | 94% | 2015-05-05 |
| 32544. | Pekka (fereal) | 48.71 | 79% | 2016-12-05 |
| 32545. | Phillip (phillip1985) | 48.70 | 92% | 2016-04-02 |
| 32546. | Joe (9ighty) | 48.70 | 95% | 2022-04-06 |
| 32547. | Jake (fatman03) | 48.70 | 95.4% | 2021-02-04 |
| 32548. | irmuun (irmuun) | 48.70 | 96% | 2018-06-15 |
| 32549. | Kian (kian32) | 48.70 | 97% | 2023-02-04 |
| 32550. | Bailey (cptchunks) | 48.70 | 97.4% | 2023-10-21 |
| 32551. | Ehsan (ehsaan) | 48.69 | 93% | 2012-09-21 |
| 32552. | Jasper (jappz) | 48.69 | 91% | 2016-07-14 |
| 32553. | Idzuan (idzuan) | 48.69 | 90% | 2015-05-22 |
| 32554. | Steven (luhaomin) | 48.69 | 94% | 2017-06-06 |
| 32555. | Chico (chillow) | 48.69 | 94% | 2018-06-24 |
| 32556. | Muvunyi (muvunyi) | 48.69 | 93% | 2022-07-06 |
| 32557. | superwin (superwin) | 48.69 | 97% | 2019-02-10 |
| 32558. | carpus (carpus) | 48.69 | 95% | 2022-01-26 |
| 32559. | olivia (olivianay) | 48.68 | 96% | 2015-02-25 |
| 32560. | geoff (orbital) | 48.68 | — | 2009-03-09 |
| 32561. | tae mo (sendoh) | 48.68 | 94% | 2012-11-21 |
| 32562. | Guillem (gbofcas) | 48.68 | 94% | 2016-09-16 |
| 32563. | phi (anhphi) | 48.67 | — | 2010-06-17 |
| 32564. | Craniax (craniaxx) | 48.67 | 95% | 2021-03-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |