The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32434. | Ashish (grimjaw7) | 62.51 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 32435. | Tevanuk (tevanuk) | 62.51 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 32436. | tommy (boogerdink) | 62.50 | 97% | 2025-05-06 |
| 32437. | amy (hello_321) | 62.50 | 96% | 2024-08-30 |
| 32438. | Jare (dot_hog) | 62.50 | 86% | 2013-02-08 |
| 32439. | Mr.Happy (ww_aa_hh_ii_dd_122) | 62.50 | 97% | 2025-08-10 |
| 32440. | Loreto Abear (p1_e) | 62.50 | 94% | 2024-10-22 |
| 32441. | jordan (xtrifyedalt) | 62.50 | 95.3% | 2024-04-30 |
| 32442. | Potato (potato_1234) | 62.50 | 94.8% | 2024-10-07 |
| 32443. | ryce (ryce05) | 62.50 | 95% | 2024-06-13 |
| 32444. | Allison (gummybearz_) | 62.50 | 97% | 2024-04-10 |
| 32445. | Ivan (ivanh922114) | 62.50 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
| 32446. | Paul (clinical_rico) | 62.50 | 94.1% | 2025-04-02 |
| 32447. | Luna (lunaofthenight) | 62.50 | 93% | 2011-10-03 |
| 32448. | Omega (samuel0415) | 62.50 | 95% | 2018-12-10 |
| 32449. | Jerry (nimaina) | 62.50 | 95% | 2015-10-30 |
| 32450. | Swarnadeep (spotswan) | 62.49 | 95.2% | 2025-01-18 |
| 32451. | Qunetin (speedyreeves) | 62.49 | 95.9% | 2024-10-04 |
| 32452. | Sahil (sahil_9861) | 62.49 | 95.2% | 2024-08-21 |
| 32453. | Jocelin (joc9874) | 62.49 | 95.8% | 2024-05-24 |
| 32454. | Aarondn34 (aarondn34) | 62.49 | 94% | 2016-10-31 |
| 32455. | PrPr (jas6429) | 62.49 | 97% | 2013-01-01 |
| 32456. | ♋ Carmelo (carmelo231) | 62.49 | 93% | 2015-04-26 |
| 32457. | Ganesh (ganeshp1992) | 62.48 | 97.3% | 2024-11-11 |
| 32458. | Luke (obxmas_9) | 62.48 | 95% | 2025-04-03 |
| 32459. | Racer (andreeac1) | 62.48 | 99% | 2025-03-20 |
| 32460. | Savage_Penguin (savage_peng... | 62.48 | 97% | 2024-04-29 |
| 32461. | skooji (skooji) | 62.48 | 95% | 2024-10-21 |
| 32462. | Jakey (nigos) | 62.48 | 94% | 2024-02-09 |
| 32463. | Virus (virusinmotion) | 62.48 | 96% | 2022-06-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |