The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8315. | Pieman (pieman353) | 93.00 | 98% | 2014-05-07 |
| 8316. | Tom (ihavachiken) | 93.00 | 89% | 2016-09-26 |
| 8317. | Lien❤️Neu(2025-04-21) (... | 93.00 | 99% | 2021-05-25 |
| 8318. | John (parallaxjedi) | 93.00 | 97% | 2021-05-29 |
| 8319. | anthony (minopop) | 93.00 | 97% | 2019-04-14 |
| 8320. | Al (thrakz) | 93.00 | 94% | 2011-11-27 |
| 8321. | SomeDude (a_time_to_live) | 93.00 | 97% | 2012-12-26 |
| 8322. | chipy (chipysmile) | 93.00 | 94% | 2011-06-02 |
| 8323. | Glass (glass_crys) | 92.99 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
| 8324. | alvin (alvingogo) | 92.99 | 97.3% | 2023-08-03 |
| 8325. | 雲龍 (molndrake) | 92.99 | 98% | 2014-08-28 |
| 8326. | Kristen (kristengreen) | 92.99 | 98% | 2011-08-02 |
| 8327. | Jeremy (breathe_h20) | 92.99 | 94% | 2014-09-11 |
| 8328. | lienny (lienny90) | 92.99 | 95% | 2013-01-05 |
| 8329. | Marcel (zyphx) | 92.99 | 97% | 2013-10-20 |
| 8330. | suzanne (tirphead4) | 92.99 | 97% | 2014-04-25 |
| 8331. | Minaricano (minaricano) | 92.98 | 97.5% | 2023-07-11 |
| 8332. | Carl (carlstanson) | 92.98 | 98% | 2014-10-06 |
| 8333. | Matt (mattyo614) | 92.97 | 94% | 2011-10-18 |
| 8334. | Luke (luke1995) | 92.97 | 92% | 2016-03-30 |
| 8335. | DHSBarca (dhsbarca) | 92.96 | 98% | 2017-02-22 |
| 8336. | fletcher (camlukfle19) | 92.96 | 98% | 2019-09-03 |
| 8337. | trut (trut) | 92.96 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
| 8338. | richard (richardshiawase) | 92.96 | — | 2010-05-22 |
| 8339. | Bryant (arcadeshift) | 92.96 | 98% | 2016-03-21 |
| 8340. | Sam (fearcatalyst) | 92.96 | 89% | 2013-12-13 |
| 8341. | dogsandcats123 (tagil) | 92.96 | 90% | 2016-07-09 |
| 8342. | asdf (kangarrou2) | 92.96 | 97% | 2017-11-12 |
| 8343. | Kuan-Yu (allankyhou) | 92.95 | 96% | 2011-05-26 |
| 8344. | kabat (kabat) | 92.94 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |