The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28436. | DDC (ddcdalamance) | 58.21 | 94% | 2013-01-12 |
| 28437. | Chase (chasericker) | 58.21 | 93% | 2015-04-01 |
| 28438. | Caetano (caetano) | 58.21 | — | 2009-01-23 |
| 28439. | Homer (aerowang) | 58.21 | 96% | 2017-02-20 |
| 28440. | Muhammad (littlememon) | 58.20 | 92% | 2021-09-07 |
| 28441. | elgendy (zicomizo555) | 58.20 | 96% | 2021-02-24 |
| 28442. | Drawbackz (drawbackz) | 58.19 | 96% | 2021-04-10 |
| 28443. | Seeking (seekingtotype) | 58.19 | 97% | 2022-01-22 |
| 28444. | Nathaniel Roy (nathario) | 58.19 | 96% | 2019-06-01 |
| 28445. | Jean (jeanstev) | 58.19 | 96% | 2020-10-09 |
| 28446. | jonathan (nelson) | 58.19 | — | 2008-11-12 |
| 28447. | Xeno (xenofiend) | 58.19 | 95% | 2011-08-15 |
| 28448. | Maged (magmag) | 58.19 | 93% | 2011-08-21 |
| 28449. | Omar (omarelsahn) | 58.18 | 98% | 2022-08-12 |
| 28450. | Austin (millerlite) | 58.18 | 96% | 2022-05-02 |
| 28451. | linda (linda) | 58.18 | — | 2008-12-28 |
| 28452. | Carlos (carloshpf) | 58.17 | — | 2009-07-14 |
| 28453. | ujwal (lawjudxt) | 58.17 | 96% | 2021-06-03 |
| 28454. | peTr (petr) | 58.17 | 91% | 2012-03-26 |
| 28455. | Marc (mbre) | 58.17 | 96% | 2011-09-18 |
| 28456. | David (dalouis) | 58.17 | — | 2010-11-02 |
| 28457. | Borlagotch (19jonono) | 58.16 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 28458. | Dek (dek24) | 58.16 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| 28459. | Andre (acarrilho) | 58.16 | 96% | 2011-12-06 |
| 28460. | Jairdan (twin_turbo_two) | 58.15 | 96% | 2022-04-06 |
| 28461. | Robert (tredawg) | 58.15 | 88% | 2015-05-14 |
| 28462. | Mario (matan002) | 58.15 | 90% | 2016-01-26 |
| 28463. | Vitaly (strider74) | 58.15 | 95% | 2014-09-22 |
| 28464. | Akash (akash_op) | 58.14 | 94% | 2023-04-27 |
| 28465. | ELITEVTYPER (elitekryptonix) | 58.14 | 85% | 2017-03-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |