I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11603. | Tim (thole) | 84.87 | 98% | 2019-03-11 |
| 11604. | Kaayek (kaayek) | 84.86 | 98% | 2024-06-05 |
| 11605. | Jasman (jasmanwaraich) | 84.86 | 98% | 2024-12-25 |
| 11606. | Dave (dave_paulo) | 84.86 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| 11607. | Goku (rmehedi) | 84.85 | 97% | 2025-07-04 |
| 11608. | nazmul (nhasan0290) | 84.85 | 99% | 2022-02-25 |
| 11609. | emory (ennuixvx) | 84.84 | 98% | 2020-12-31 |
| 11610. | Annie (justaveragetyper) | 84.84 | 95% | 2017-11-28 |
| 11611. | Subramanian (ks_aps) | 84.84 | 99% | 2022-12-23 |
| 11612. | Tanish (thrufestus) | 84.83 | 97% | 2025-05-27 |
| 11613. | twitch.tv/YasuoNA (denigratez) | 84.83 | 95% | 2020-10-25 |
| 11614. | Avijit (eggsy001) | 84.82 | 97% | 2022-10-08 |
| 11615. | Tron (khiem910) | 84.82 | 97% | 2022-07-18 |
| 11616. | Serdulan (serludan) | 84.81 | 97.7% | 2025-04-06 |
| 11617. | ilya (iluts) | 84.80 | 96% | 2022-06-09 |
| 11618. | RoadTo100WPM (peternator) | 84.80 | 96.7% | 2023-09-29 |
| 11619. | EnkelGator (enkelgator) | 84.79 | 95% | 2023-03-05 |
| 11620. | Adam (whalsey1) | 84.79 | 97% | 2019-10-17 |
| 11621. | Obamer (carl2x) | 84.79 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
| 11622. | JtG (jaylegee) | 84.79 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 11623. | investigation (investigation) | 84.78 | 95.7% | 2024-03-17 |
| 11624. | ZEDDEEDD (zeddeedd) | 84.78 | 96.1% | 2024-09-06 |
| 11625. | Polish Mike (maik0) | 84.78 | 99% | 2021-06-21 |
| 11626. | ... (rushman) | 84.78 | 100% | 2018-12-08 |
| 11627. | Klaus26 (26klaus) | 84.77 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
| 11628. | Animah (animahsuccs) | 84.77 | 99% | 2018-04-10 |
| 11629. | (strongly_typed_consort) | 84.76 | 98.3% | 2024-10-25 |
| 11630. | beige-king (beige_king) | 84.76 | 98% | 2024-05-18 |
| 11631. | Stefan (stefanm) | 84.76 | 99% | 2025-05-25 |
| 11632. | Hải (microwaveablepasta) | 84.76 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |