The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22332. | (bayurespati) | 67.77 | 97% | 2022-03-24 |
| 22333. | (hazeldimple) | 67.77 | — | 2010-09-04 |
| 22334. | (kaysa) | 67.77 | 97% | 2019-07-25 |
| 22335. | (conghits) | 67.77 | — | 2010-11-22 |
| 22336. | (typeracer2254) | 67.76 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 22337. | (lighta) | 67.76 | 96% | 2017-10-03 |
| 22338. | (termog) | 67.76 | 98% | 2021-10-11 |
| 22339. | (gdcurry) | 67.76 | 94.6% | 2021-02-20 |
| 22340. | (tashima42) | 67.76 | 96% | 2021-04-30 |
| 22341. | (shau) | 67.76 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 22342. | (hailua99) | 67.76 | — | 2011-03-05 |
| 22343. | (classicalguss) | 67.76 | — | 2010-10-24 |
| 22344. | (edgeztv) | 67.76 | — | 2008-09-29 |
| 22345. | (bigbuckalex) | 67.75 | 97% | 2022-07-28 |
| 22346. | (dagalactiknight) | 67.75 | 95% | 2020-10-09 |
| 22347. | kat (kat_aq) | 67.75 | 94% | 2013-05-13 |
| 22348. | (rustupai) | 67.74 | 94% | 2012-11-05 |
| 22349. | (jorlaz_) | 67.74 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| 22350. | Samir (wlansamir2001) | 67.74 | 96.6% | 2023-10-23 |
| 22351. | (chrissmith489) | 67.74 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 22352. | (harebannog) | 67.74 | 96% | 2021-07-16 |
| 22353. | (username9999) | 67.74 | 96% | 2014-01-11 |
| 22354. | onlinetichoi (onlinetichoi) | 67.74 | 95% | 2013-10-22 |
| 22355. | (marsh) | 67.74 | — | 2010-09-10 |
| 22356. | Carrie (caripel) | 67.74 | — | 2010-04-22 |
| 22357. | (thebigdrew) | 67.73 | 97% | 2022-01-31 |
| 22358. | (headpats) | 67.73 | 97% | 2020-03-25 |
| 22359. | (jain_arav_12) | 67.73 | 97% | 2023-02-09 |
| 22360. | (abdullahbb102) | 67.73 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
| 22361. | (mckle7) | 67.73 | 95% | 2021-07-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |