So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34424. | muslim311 (muslim311) | 43.84 | — | 2009-07-19 |
| 34425. | Ovidiu (ovidiu.popirda@gmai... | 43.84 | 94% | 2013-09-25 |
| 34426. | anuj (anujmadaan) | 43.83 | 92% | 2013-12-06 |
| 34427. | Corbin (bigmoneymoore) | 43.83 | 90% | 2013-04-29 |
| 34428. | Tera (tera) | 43.83 | — | 2008-11-27 |
| 34429. | matatabee (matatabee) | 43.83 | 94% | 2013-05-26 |
| 34430. | Jack (jfragg) | 43.83 | 95% | 2019-01-25 |
| 34431. | Lutfullokh (mirzaqosimov) | 43.83 | 93% | 2021-09-10 |
| 34432. | Scott (srheayns) | 43.82 | 83% | 2016-05-09 |
| 34433. | Abraham (ekowso) | 43.82 | 97% | 2012-09-24 |
| 34434. | Shubhanjay (aashu) | 43.82 | 95% | 2012-07-13 |
| 34435. | Neeraj (neeraj_kumar_coder) | 43.82 | 95% | 2020-12-28 |
| 34436. | Nath (noodle_nath) | 43.82 | 95% | 2023-02-25 |
| 34437. | Henry (henskuy_) | 43.81 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 34438. | adrian (i_beat_u) | 43.81 | 94% | 2017-05-12 |
| 34439. | Aman (_aman_) | 43.81 | 94% | 2021-08-02 |
| 34440. | kankam (universalgenius@yah... | 43.80 | — | 2008-11-29 |
| 34441. | Veratyr (veratyr) | 43.80 | — | 2008-11-30 |
| 34442. | Spencer (carelesscloud) | 43.80 | 96% | 2018-02-20 |
| 34443. | Udun (udun) | 43.80 | 87% | 2014-06-10 |
| 34444. | a (humandregs) | 43.80 | — | 2009-02-26 |
| 34445. | Shirley (jayz) | 43.80 | — | 2009-06-03 |
| 34446. | . (keelanlambert) | 43.80 | 91% | 2015-06-16 |
| 34447. | Malfunction (malfunction) | 43.79 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 34448. | ress jade (ressjade) | 43.79 | — | 2010-12-22 |
| 34449. | Stefan (stefanthebest) | 43.79 | 90% | 2013-05-11 |
| 34450. | Supernova (amwsupernova) | 43.79 | 98% | 2016-05-10 |
| 34451. | Phil (psmesrud) | 43.79 | 85% | 2014-03-03 |
| 34452. | Francois (kortbroek) | 43.79 | 94% | 2012-02-08 |
| 34453. | CManyDinosaur (manydinosaur) | 43.79 | 95% | 2022-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |