The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19926. | themeaningofluff (themeanin... | 72.01 | 90% | 2017-01-11 |
| 19927. | stl (stl74) | 72.01 | — | 2010-09-25 |
| 19928. | aaaaaa (bigblackroosters) | 72.01 | — | 2008-11-24 |
| 19929. | alleece (lemoi) | 72.00 | 92% | 2012-12-18 |
| 19930. | Gay Yoshi (projectpiglet) | 72.00 | 94% | 2021-03-29 |
| 19931. | Mr. Araujo (yvcs_mr_araujo) | 72.00 | 91% | 2016-06-07 |
| 19932. | Ahmed (ahmed_salama) | 72.00 | 96% | 2012-11-17 |
| 19933. | Thomas (thomasoehri) | 72.00 | 93% | 2012-10-17 |
| 19934. | Tedd (tmjohnson) | 72.00 | 94% | 2011-10-21 |
| 19935. | RapidFingers (sznmorph) | 71.99 | 97% | 2023-03-31 |
| 19936. | Igor (igorlr) | 71.99 | 96% | 2020-11-10 |
| 19937. | ye (a1b2c34) | 71.99 | 94% | 2014-04-25 |
| 19938. | Paul (paul238) | 71.99 | 97% | 2016-05-10 |
| 19939. | Max (maexxx) | 71.99 | 96% | 2018-09-26 |
| 19940. | Darrick (xkj888418) | 71.99 | 96% | 2015-01-06 |
| 19941. | Howard (bpiggy) | 71.99 | 95% | 2017-05-02 |
| 19942. | j (josephsong1998) | 71.98 | 94% | 2020-01-08 |
| 19943. | OmicronVirus (deathisnthend) | 71.98 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 19944. | criss (caramelogram) | 71.98 | 97.5% | 2023-10-10 |
| 19945. | Big (widdzy) | 71.98 | 93% | 2016-06-19 |
| 19946. | ??! (vindicatrice) | 71.98 | 95% | 2014-04-02 |
| 19947. | tam (tamraincoat) | 71.98 | 93% | 2016-04-30 |
| 19948. | John (merongmerong) | 71.98 | 91% | 2015-01-02 |
| 19949. | Lilyluvjones (lilyluvjones) | 71.98 | 99% | 2015-12-18 |
| 19950. | Norden (ashwithzekrom) | 71.97 | 89% | 2016-03-10 |
| 19951. | Joss (oddiology) | 71.97 | 95% | 2016-07-31 |
| 19952. | theheart (theheart) | 71.97 | 97% | 2012-07-23 |
| 19953. | Angel (novamage) | 71.97 | 95% | 2011-08-16 |
| 19954. | Cadez (c_adez) | 71.96 | 93% | 2023-08-28 |
| 19955. | Ilyas (fluffierje) | 71.96 | 96% | 2023-03-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |