I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7719. | Cody (codyzz1234) | 92.99 | 97% | 2022-12-17 |
| 7720. | susuwu (auraexcalibur) | 92.99 | 95% | 2018-01-15 |
| 7721. | Zoey (zoranoid) | 92.98 | 98% | 2023-06-13 |
| 7722. | Chief (chiefed_94) | 92.98 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 7723. | Jofishdachicken (jofishdach... | 92.98 | 95.3% | 2021-02-13 |
| 7724. | Lazer (lazerfighter) | 92.98 | 97% | 2020-05-01 |
| 7725. | Benjamin (benky25) | 92.97 | 94.5% | 2024-12-27 |
| 7726. | Jamie (joshdirv) | 92.97 | 95% | 2019-11-17 |
| 7727. | Rikki (rikki_leo) | 92.97 | 95% | 2022-11-26 |
| 7728. | Ducky (duckyjn) | 92.97 | 98% | 2019-09-10 |
| 7729. | Non-quit (hitman2207) | 92.96 | 96% | 2019-11-07 |
| 7730. | Qeloxy (qeloxy1_) | 92.95 | 96% | 2025-08-09 |
| 7731. | bood (ysbood) | 92.94 | 98.1% | 2024-07-28 |
| 7732. | Muhammad Saeed (xoracle09) | 92.93 | 97% | 2024-09-20 |
| 7733. | 2cgucdhk (2cgucdhk) | 92.93 | 97% | 2020-07-07 |
| 7734. | just a dud (geekdud2) | 92.93 | 98% | 2017-08-12 |
| 7735. | Branden (brandendm) | 92.92 | 98% | 2020-02-25 |
| 7736. | Claudio (tato41) | 92.92 | 97% | 2025-12-16 |
| 7737. | Miikka (moelanen) | 92.92 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
| 7738. | CaptainPotatoes (captainpot... | 92.92 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 7739. | HUSH (hush617) | 92.91 | 97% | 2022-08-25 |
| 7740. | Felix (idk14344) | 92.91 | 96.2% | 2024-03-12 |
| 7741. | kaffarell (kaffarell) | 92.91 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
| 7742. | David (davidgilbarte) | 92.91 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 7743. | Daniel (demodrill) | 92.91 | 97% | 2017-11-17 |
| 7744. | Žan (fastap) | 92.91 | 97% | 2019-01-25 |
| 7745. | poobastank (poobastank) | 92.90 | 97% | 2022-09-09 |
| 7746. | Pee (peegang) | 92.90 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 7747. | aculeasis (aculeasis) | 92.90 | 96.9% | 2023-10-31 |
| 7748. | Michael (khel_diente) | 92.89 | 99% | 2017-12-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |