So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11363. | Jessica (anome) | 82.79 | 96% | 2013-03-12 |
| 11364. | Spencer Ryan (digitalspenz) | 82.79 | 96% | 2014-07-12 |
| 11365. | sngr0x0 (jim_my) | 82.78 | 98% | 2022-06-30 |
| 11366. | Dominick (personary) | 82.78 | 99% | 2021-03-24 |
| 11367. | alpha (ancplaehh) | 82.78 | 84% | 2012-02-26 |
| 11368. | joanneoh (joanneoh) | 82.77 | 94.4% | 2023-08-19 |
| 11369. | Daniel (zenity) | 82.77 | 95% | 2014-05-08 |
| 11370. | Dudeyay (dudeyay) | 82.77 | 98% | 2022-11-11 |
| 11371. | Nerd Typist (nonquit_accuracy) | 82.77 | 98% | 2022-07-05 |
| 11372. | Thai (despotron) | 82.77 | 97.2% | 2021-02-04 |
| 11373. | weiss (rag_penguin) | 82.77 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
| 11374. | Alex (lyingpastry) | 82.77 | 92% | 2016-03-03 |
| 11375. | Jason (pilotedan) | 82.77 | 94% | 2015-10-08 |
| 11376. | marmonjen (pawnracer) | 82.77 | 99% | 2016-06-14 |
| 11377. | Ji (rk42745417) | 82.76 | 96% | 2023-01-03 |
| 11378. | Tim (littlesprinklesjersey) | 82.76 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 11379. | AyyCap (captainbrofist) | 82.75 | 94% | 2017-06-06 |
| 11380. | AppleSky (applesky) | 82.75 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 11381. | Hairy (hairytreeman) | 82.75 | 95% | 2012-11-01 |
| 11382. | josh (qicksilver) | 82.75 | 97% | 2021-02-20 |
| 11383. | jinyu (luojinyu) | 82.75 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 11384. | Odal (odal) | 82.75 | 97% | 2016-02-25 |
| 11385. | Nokzendi (nokzendi) | 82.74 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 11386. | Theo (theodosis_aga) | 82.74 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 11387. | Bao (hoaibao_doo) | 82.74 | 95% | 2013-10-19 |
| 11388. | Atlas (ropsar) | 82.73 | 95% | 2022-12-18 |
| 11389. | desk (desk_wall) | 82.73 | 98% | 2023-01-23 |
| 11390. | TC Stinkey Mouse (thst4483) | 82.73 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 11391. | capcha (captchalegend) | 82.73 | 98% | 2014-03-10 |
| 11392. | Victor (pedopedo) | 82.73 | 91% | 2014-05-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |