So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27216. | Ferricks (ferri_ks) | 57.24 | 94% | 2023-05-01 |
| 27217. | inncoax (redhitya) | 57.24 | 96% | 2017-06-03 |
| 27218. | cole (cmurph) | 57.24 | 91% | 2011-07-27 |
| 27219. | Magar (seto_rose) | 57.24 | 95% | 2015-03-23 |
| 27220. | Moyville (moyville2) | 57.24 | 100% | 2012-03-21 |
| 27221. | Marc (mbre) | 57.24 | 95% | 2011-09-19 |
| 27222. | not (j097) | 57.23 | 95% | 2021-03-22 |
| 27223. | Souparno (souparno100) | 57.23 | 95% | 2022-05-14 |
| 27224. | Sarrah (sarrahe) | 57.23 | 93% | 2021-01-06 |
| 27225. | Noushad (noushadkhan1994) | 57.23 | 98% | 2020-03-13 |
| 27226. | Vivek (vivitek) | 57.23 | 94% | 2019-03-28 |
| 27227. | SquirrelFox (sqirrelfox) | 57.23 | 97% | 2011-06-01 |
| 27228. | Jake (jmuma828) | 57.23 | 94% | 2020-08-26 |
| 27229. | Waqas (kashikhang) | 57.22 | 96% | 2012-12-19 |
| 27230. | Jørgen (yetipants) | 57.22 | 92% | 2012-11-20 |
| 27231. | a (ajkrause) | 57.22 | 92% | 2011-09-26 |
| 27232. | Chelsi (zinia) | 57.21 | 93% | 2012-05-30 |
| 27233. | carl (captain_deadpooooool) | 57.21 | 95% | 2021-11-01 |
| 27234. | Funshine (yoyoshi) | 57.21 | 92% | 2013-09-01 |
| 27235. | Al Musal (almusal) | 57.21 | 97% | 2013-01-14 |
| 27236. | ClickClackMoo (clickclackm00) | 57.20 | 96% | 2023-08-26 |
| 27237. | elbert (elbert1104) | 57.20 | 96% | 2023-01-16 |
| 27238. | ine (ine_51) | 57.20 | 91% | 2014-02-14 |
| 27239. | albert (ckyuru) | 57.20 | 92% | 2012-11-05 |
| 27240. | Ashish (ashcode98) | 57.19 | 94.3% | 2023-08-31 |
| 27241. | tonami (taskbearer) | 57.19 | — | 2009-05-08 |
| 27242. | Julia (julisca7) | 57.18 | 97% | 2011-12-16 |
| 27243. | yogi (gigoy) | 57.18 | 98% | 2013-02-14 |
| 27244. | sdkjfh (whaat) | 57.18 | — | 2009-11-18 |
| 27245. | Txitxow (txitxow) | 57.18 | — | 2009-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |