So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20952. | Dr Quill (drquill) | 66.81 | 96% | 2023-05-31 |
| 20953. | kunal (kunalmachra) | 66.81 | 95% | 2022-01-15 |
| 20954. | Noriz (norizmora22) | 66.81 | 94% | 2014-02-22 |
| 20955. | Ed (edreeve) | 66.81 | 97% | 2020-11-09 |
| 20956. | Emil (gruvan) | 66.81 | 92% | 2017-03-30 |
| 20957. | I am bored as hell (i_am_bo... | 66.80 | 96% | 2023-03-23 |
| 20958. | David (davelish) | 66.80 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
| 20959. | Abhishek (whistleblower) | 66.80 | 93% | 2012-10-21 |
| 20960. | Eico (eico66) | 66.80 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
| 20961. | Lefu (l1298) | 66.80 | 92% | 2015-12-23 |
| 20962. | abhishek (akk2069) | 66.80 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
| 20963. | Zack (zackb6996) | 66.79 | 95% | 2021-02-19 |
| 20964. | Uladzislau (tumilok) | 66.79 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 20965. | Bazzbubb (bazzbubb) | 66.79 | 96% | 2020-02-10 |
| 20966. | joe (jjjnz) | 66.79 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| 20967. | agus (choromaster) | 66.79 | 94% | 2013-10-18 |
| 20968. | TheSlimyDog (theslimydog) | 66.78 | 89% | 2014-09-09 |
| 20969. | Sam (sammierai) | 66.78 | 96% | 2022-07-23 |
| 20970. | Monikiki (bettermoni) | 66.78 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 20971. | Mangboi (richardmang) | 66.78 | 93% | 2015-05-29 |
| 20972. | Pramesh (pramesh94) | 66.78 | 92% | 2015-02-13 |
| 20973. | allen (capslock) | 66.78 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 20974. | Aron (aronaranda) | 66.78 | 94% | 2015-06-10 |
| 20975. | Ayaan (akhi_qr) | 66.77 | 95% | 2022-11-18 |
| 20976. | l0f3n (l0f3n) | 66.77 | 97% | 2021-08-01 |
| 20977. | Sevenus (iduntuktr) | 66.77 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 20978. | HoangH7 (h7starlight) | 66.77 | 97% | 2013-12-24 |
| 20979. | Eric (ericc4) | 66.76 | 96% | 2020-10-06 |
| 20980. | Landon (amtreeboi) | 66.76 | 98% | 2022-03-15 |
| 20981. | Assassin (assassinhw) | 66.76 | 96% | 2020-11-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |