I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5516. | Alutic (alutic) | 104.17 | 99% | 2022-09-25 |
| 5517. | Jesper (dwingx) | 104.16 | 95% | 2025-09-26 |
| 5518. | footstrepsils (footstrepsils) | 104.15 | 95.9% | 2024-11-07 |
| 5519. | Chavez (determined12) | 104.14 | 99% | 2026-01-17 |
| 5520. | Jayden (jayballr) | 104.14 | 99% | 2022-06-08 |
| 5521. | Kevin (stidehi) | 104.14 | 99% | 2020-07-27 |
| 5522. | tstats[ymagunn] (ymagunn) | 104.14 | 98% | 2024-06-27 |
| 5523. | NdzPlz (nathanjr123) | 104.13 | 98% | 2026-02-21 |
| 5524. | el (elanamax) | 104.13 | 100% | 2021-06-08 |
| 5525. | Romsicle (romsicle) | 104.13 | 98% | 2020-04-12 |
| 5526. | 22ru (mayushy) | 104.13 | 96% | 2020-09-02 |
| 5527. | Andrei (jovan_andrei) | 104.11 | 98% | 2020-05-13 |
| 5528. | millionaire (millionairebil... | 104.11 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 5529. | evan (l_f_n) | 104.10 | 99% | 2020-12-05 |
| 5530. | Joran (turkeyman) | 104.10 | 99% | 2017-02-28 |
| 5531. | fnrslvr (fnrslvr) | 104.10 | 99% | 2021-08-10 |
| 5532. | (caprices) | 104.09 | 98.3% | 2025-02-17 |
| 5533. | Josh (mayuwolf) | 104.09 | 98% | 2023-06-13 |
| 5534. | Be (bbee_007) | 104.07 | 99% | 2022-10-03 |
| 5535. | Jaan (muruniiduk) | 104.07 | 97% | 2023-02-11 |
| 5536. | Ryuji (ryuji_shinki) | 104.07 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| 5537. | Huskiez (husky123) | 104.07 | 94% | 2017-01-28 |
| 5538. | tubesawk (tubesawk) | 104.06 | 98% | 2021-04-18 |
| 5539. | Tralalero Tralala (mita57) | 104.06 | 98% | 2022-12-20 |
| 5540. | Angelo (yonep) | 104.06 | 99% | 2017-06-08 |
| 5541. | bit lee (akazed) | 104.06 | 98% | 2020-07-14 |
| 5542. | Ulshilth (ulshilth) | 104.05 | 99% | 2021-08-08 |
| 5543. | Cryril (baedurria) | 104.05 | 98% | 2020-03-12 |
| 5544. | tstats[rrooyy] (rrooyy) | 104.05 | 99% | 2022-03-06 |
| 5545. | Noj (catanyo) | 104.05 | 98.8% | 2021-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |