I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13750. | Mqrius (Colemak) (mqrius) | 78.01 | 97% | 2013-05-07 |
| 13751. | Aidan (aidanadam) | 78.00 | 96% | 2020-05-31 |
| 13752. | Luca (cheezeitzrice) | 78.00 | 100% | 2021-01-12 |
| 13753. | kavin (guroux) | 78.00 | 96% | 2015-07-16 |
| 13754. | Baron (baronhate) | 77.99 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
| 13755. | Toby (ueue_) | 77.99 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
| 13756. | Pham (zatekusen) | 77.99 | 94% | 2012-09-30 |
| 13757. | Megan (megceratops) | 77.98 | 97% | 2022-03-26 |
| 13758. | sean (tak32) | 77.98 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 13759. | Reckful RIP (micbee) | 77.98 | 98% | 2012-11-04 |
| 13760. | Chris (contraz) | 77.98 | 84% | 2012-09-30 |
| 13761. | Emilio (emiliokyp) | 77.98 | 97% | 2022-05-22 |
| 13762. | Travis (7yl3r) | 77.98 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 13763. | Anupam (plaanupam) | 77.98 | 99% | 2022-05-22 |
| 13764. | Emmanuel (emmanuel1997) | 77.98 | 96% | 2016-10-16 |
| 13765. | Anup (anupya) | 77.98 | 97% | 2015-04-23 |
| 13766. | mohit (madara989) | 77.97 | 96.3% | 2023-09-04 |
| 13767. | don (capob) | 77.97 | 97% | 2023-09-22 |
| 13768. | Rachel (ngrachel23) | 77.97 | 97.2% | 2021-02-26 |
| 13769. | Bobby (senseibets) | 77.97 | 94% | 2021-11-25 |
| 13770. | rakitic (lukamodric7991) | 77.97 | 96% | 2023-04-18 |
| 13771. | Jason (jasonfrazure) | 77.97 | 93% | 2016-01-10 |
| 13772. | pico (picowei) | 77.97 | — | 2009-07-07 |
| 13773. | Tacos! (ihearttacos) | 77.97 | 96% | 2014-03-05 |
| 13774. | Blankout (blankout) | 77.97 | 95% | 2012-03-27 |
| 13775. | shoop (crimmsy) | 77.96 | 97.5% | 2021-01-28 |
| 13776. | Rahul (rsrahul1000) | 77.96 | 96% | 2021-06-29 |
| 13777. | Gagan (slowgagan18) | 77.96 | 95% | 2021-03-29 |
| 13778. | John (connect_123) | 77.96 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 13779. | Zorro (swashbuckle) | 77.96 | 95% | 2014-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |