I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5470. | Wreck-it Wren (wrendolyn) | 97.49 | 96% | 2011-12-13 |
| 5471. | joe (slightly) | 97.49 | 94% | 2013-05-06 |
| 5472. | Jonah (jonahwho) | 97.48 | 99% | 2023-02-22 |
| 5473. | Jason (jwatkins) | 97.48 | 99% | 2014-12-11 |
| 5474. | Erica (heyitsricky) | 97.47 | — | 2009-06-16 |
| 5475. | JimBob (jasperjimbob) | 97.47 | 97% | 2022-05-04 |
| 5476. | Dopey (dopedabest) | 97.46 | 98% | 2023-02-17 |
| 5477. | abel (lessthanthirtyfive) | 97.46 | 98% | 2021-11-04 |
| 5478. | Alex (revl8er) | 97.45 | 97% | 2015-07-01 |
| 5479. | Eric (eclymer) | 97.45 | 97% | 2017-06-07 |
| 5480. | 1step (narcindin) | 97.44 | 98% | 2018-10-04 |
| 5481. | Grace (21gracer) | 97.44 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
| 5482. | Sandra (fnool) | 97.44 | 97% | 2017-11-13 |
| 5483. | twitch.tv/blademasterrush (... | 97.43 | 98% | 2020-01-10 |
| 5484. | @lancehilliard (lancehilliard) | 97.43 | — | 2010-07-16 |
| 5485. | nancy (wasteoftime) | 97.43 | 100% | 2014-02-06 |
| 5486. | Global (globaldelete) | 97.42 | 99.1% | 2021-01-28 |
| 5487. | Minh Hải (minhhai) | 97.42 | — | 2010-01-05 |
| 5488. | Capn (capncakes) | 97.42 | — | 2009-08-17 |
| 5489. | Jay (jayrealx2) | 97.41 | 99% | 2012-05-26 |
| 5490. | pauper (drsnuffulupacis) | 97.41 | 96% | 2021-08-28 |
| 5491. | \ (wozby) | 97.41 | 99% | 2014-02-03 |
| 5492. | l0ve (viperlord) | 97.41 | 96% | 2012-04-09 |
| 5493. | adamski (adast1337) | 97.40 | 99% | 2022-01-30 |
| 5494. | Nay (thenay) | 97.40 | 96% | 2013-06-03 |
| 5495. | Andres (andresnavarro) | 97.40 | 98% | 2013-02-21 |
| 5496. | A (aa1729) | 97.39 | 94% | 2012-02-22 |
| 5497. | Vanessa (vma101) | 97.39 | 96% | 2015-11-23 |
| 5498. | Boris (bb667) | 97.38 | 98% | 2020-03-12 |
| 5499. | waifu4laifu (touchmyshadow) | 97.38 | 99% | 2015-01-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |