As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19986. | (majidabbas7301) | 61.10 | 93% | 2016-05-13 |
| 19987. | (vietnam082005) | 61.10 | 95.8% | 2023-08-28 |
| 19988. | (ax99) | 61.10 | 99% | 2023-01-07 |
| 19989. | (sexystan69) | 61.10 | 95% | 2021-07-05 |
| 19990. | (arihsieh) | 61.10 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 19991. | (amillerbmwtech) | 61.10 | 97% | 2021-03-18 |
| 19992. | (cropdustah) | 61.09 | 96% | 2019-04-30 |
| 19993. | (abhi_typist) | 61.09 | 93% | 2021-11-23 |
| 19994. | (socket_wrench) | 61.09 | 95% | 2022-11-29 |
| 19995. | (bacondew) | 61.09 | 88% | 2016-10-11 |
| 19996. | (lohleonard93) | 61.08 | 96% | 2022-02-10 |
| 19997. | (bayanda) | 61.07 | 98% | 2020-06-21 |
| 19998. | (holi_deka) | 61.07 | 98% | 2016-10-24 |
| 19999. | (markidane) | 61.06 | 95% | 2017-09-21 |
| 20000. | (mythvi) | 61.06 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
| 20001. | (dalboris) | 61.06 | 96% | 2019-06-18 |
| 20002. | Capit (capit) | 61.05 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
| 20003. | 0 (studdab) | 61.05 | 97% | 2023-02-07 |
| 20004. | (thienvv89) | 61.05 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
| 20005. | (echobat88) | 61.05 | 98% | 2021-03-02 |
| 20006. | (orthohalmak) | 61.05 | 95% | 2021-07-24 |
| 20007. | (yousseftaman) | 61.04 | 96% | 2023-08-11 |
| 20008. | (connoc) | 61.04 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
| 20009. | (jan3112) | 61.04 | 98% | 2021-10-23 |
| 20010. | (robertdm) | 61.04 | 94% | 2021-04-09 |
| 20011. | (zonazone95) | 61.04 | 96% | 2017-10-05 |
| 20012. | (unluckyduck) | 61.03 | 98% | 2021-07-08 |
| 20013. | (leboii) | 61.03 | 95% | 2021-06-07 |
| 20014. | Caxix (caxix) | 61.03 | 96% | 2022-03-29 |
| 20015. | (xinghom) | 61.02 | 97% | 2022-06-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |