The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8403. | xristina (xristina) | 49.99 | 97% | 2011-07-10 |
| 8404. | Yun Fei (felixshih) | 49.99 | 96% | 2013-06-07 |
| 8405. | Baker (skatman9010) | 49.98 | 94% | 2017-06-08 |
| 8406. | Michael George (lmech) | 49.98 | 97% | 2023-03-07 |
| 8407. | awais (awaisseo) | 49.98 | 97% | 2023-08-20 |
| 8408. | keyman (lamjai) | 49.98 | 95% | 2018-06-10 |
| 8409. | Gang (gang2004) | 49.98 | 95% | 2023-03-04 |
| 8410. | tuvietthao (tuvietthao) | 49.98 | 97% | 2013-08-03 |
| 8411. | Akshay (akshaymkupnoor) | 49.97 | 95% | 2021-08-25 |
| 8412. | Pete (meta4) | 49.97 | — | 2011-02-22 |
| 8413. | Flarco (flarcomegalul) | 49.97 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 8414. | meryem (meryemcan) | 49.97 | 95% | 2016-05-25 |
| 8415. | noe jr (noevash) | 49.97 | — | 2010-07-01 |
| 8416. | Zen (zenn) | 49.97 | — | 2009-02-15 |
| 8417. | Jacob (rsclone) | 49.97 | 91% | 2017-05-03 |
| 8418. | ismail (anosolu) | 49.97 | 95% | 2012-04-05 |
| 8419. | tina (capirinha) | 49.96 | — | 2008-11-16 |
| 8420. | mark (koyoto) | 49.96 | 90% | 2014-07-16 |
| 8421. | Ilia (kholkinilia) | 49.95 | 96% | 2022-07-24 |
| 8422. | Daniel (ninjasaga12) | 49.95 | 90% | 2013-09-18 |
| 8423. | joseph (charm_joseph) | 49.95 | 89% | 2011-11-22 |
| 8424. | RaeLoni (raeloonietoon) | 49.95 | 89% | 2012-02-15 |
| 8425. | jesus (jesusepie) | 49.95 | 93% | 2013-07-11 |
| 8426. | fazel (the_slow_typer_14wpm) | 49.94 | 96% | 2021-11-22 |
| 8427. | 127.0.0.1 (unknownusr) | 49.94 | 93% | 2023-02-28 |
| 8428. | vishi (vishisaxena) | 49.94 | 96% | 2017-11-21 |
| 8429. | Puneet (superstardon) | 49.94 | 88% | 2013-10-05 |
| 8430. | Marie (rebelady) | 49.94 | 95% | 2016-05-30 |
| 8431. | gouri (gouri) | 49.94 | 96% | 2012-04-07 |
| 8432. | hamzah (hamzahker) | 49.93 | 95% | 2017-07-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |