So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29723. | Marvin (marvinsalvador1) | 53.43 | 94% | 2019-09-03 |
| 29724. | Gavin (worlds) | 53.43 | 85% | 2016-01-28 |
| 29725. | Vapula (vapula) | 53.43 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
| 29726. | wayexzee (wayexzee) | 53.43 | 95% | 2021-07-16 |
| 29727. | abc (yein_bn@hotmail.com) | 53.43 | — | 2010-12-13 |
| 29728. | Wachira (chiramonk) | 53.42 | 95% | 2018-11-13 |
| 29729. | Androkles (kilroy_mccoy) | 53.42 | 94% | 2022-04-18 |
| 29730. | Tempest (tempest001) | 53.42 | 95% | 2022-03-11 |
| 29731. | typer (kmanghat) | 53.42 | 93% | 2021-01-23 |
| 29732. | simon (kusin_simon) | 53.42 | 90% | 2013-03-24 |
| 29733. | ravi (raviteja101077) | 53.42 | 92% | 2014-05-01 |
| 29734. | thienthien (nguyen99) | 53.42 | 94% | 2012-09-27 |
| 29735. | Parsa (parsal) | 53.41 | 93% | 2017-11-17 |
| 29736. | Sarab (aujlasarab) | 53.41 | 86% | 2014-05-19 |
| 29737. | Matland (matland) | 53.41 | 92% | 2018-02-22 |
| 29738. | you (dv_learner) | 53.41 | 94% | 2022-10-19 |
| 29739. | Mark (ziggle) | 53.40 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
| 29740. | Caothu (caothunet) | 53.40 | 97% | 2021-09-23 |
| 29741. | Svetlin (thepb) | 53.40 | 96% | 2022-12-12 |
| 29742. | Vishnu (vishnumohan) | 53.40 | — | 2011-03-10 |
| 29743. | Lokesh (imthebest1) | 53.40 | 91% | 2015-07-23 |
| 29744. | Aery (anubhav_aery) | 53.40 | 96% | 2019-02-04 |
| 29745. | Roy (nyt13) | 53.40 | — | 2010-08-19 |
| 29746. | Hung (leviethunguct) | 53.40 | 95% | 2011-05-28 |
| 29747. | dimas (dimswh) | 53.39 | 94% | 2015-09-10 |
| 29748. | Neo (neo_neo) | 53.39 | 95% | 2015-07-06 |
| 29749. | joyal (joyal) | 53.39 | 96% | 2014-03-25 |
| 29750. | truc (crystal148) | 53.39 | 91% | 2011-05-26 |
| 29751. | Matthew (mattmad) | 53.38 | 95% | 2022-06-03 |
| 29752. | sausage go brrr (hasini_17) | 53.38 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |