I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14316. | Arunkumar (arunkumar49) | 75.40 | 94% | 2022-10-04 |
| 14317. | Paskal (skapalpaskal) | 75.40 | 95% | 2018-07-10 |
| 14318. | Alex (teardrop01) | 75.39 | 95% | 2019-03-22 |
| 14319. | damList (damanthm) | 75.39 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 14320. | tayoshu (tayoshu) | 75.39 | 97% | 2021-09-11 |
| 14321. | Dhyan (iknowknowone) | 75.39 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 14322. | Emi (obitoke) | 75.39 | 96% | 2021-02-09 |
| 14323. | Josef (josefuuu) | 75.39 | 96% | 2018-05-24 |
| 14324. | _dromaz (_dromaz) | 75.38 | 97% | 2023-07-31 |
| 14325. | Berosta (berosta) | 75.38 | 96% | 2022-12-16 |
| 14326. | Ren (yirenwang) | 75.38 | 96% | 2023-03-02 |
| 14327. | Narzullo (proger_narzullo) | 75.38 | 97% | 2023-03-01 |
| 14328. | ali-goes (alibookie) | 75.38 | 95% | 2017-09-30 |
| 14329. | Dev (devgupta55) | 75.38 | 96% | 2022-07-09 |
| 14330. | Annsie (annsie) | 75.38 | 97% | 2018-12-25 |
| 14331. | Lawrence (loklein) | 75.38 | 97.8% | 2023-06-22 |
| 14332. | wa mankay utok (wamankayutok) | 75.37 | 94% | 2025-05-29 |
| 14333. | JZ (j621z) | 75.37 | 96% | 2025-02-28 |
| 14334. | Leah (leahlimcangco) | 75.37 | 97% | 2017-07-14 |
| 14335. | canttype (cantttype) | 75.37 | 95.4% | 2023-11-02 |
| 14336. | ' (jmontgomer4) | 75.37 | 98% | 2023-04-11 |
| 14337. | Lucas (lxsry) | 75.37 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 14338. | Potsu (potsuletu) | 75.37 | 99% | 2017-05-17 |
| 14339. | Nully (nullly) | 75.35 | 97% | 2025-06-09 |
| 14340. | JK (loljkgo) | 75.35 | 94% | 2018-04-20 |
| 14341. | Brengineer (brengineer) | 75.34 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 14342. | Travis (tr4v1sty) | 75.34 | 95% | 2021-08-02 |
| 14343. | tstats[kayeii] (kayeii) | 75.34 | 97.1% | 2023-09-28 |
| 14344. | Mohit (themp3dark) | 75.34 | 96% | 2021-06-29 |
| 14345. | R (hellothere1233) | 75.33 | 97% | 2022-07-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |