With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1464. | flakjac dvorak (flakjac2) | 120.22 | 99% | 2019-06-04 |
| 1465. | Nathan (yourmum12345) | 120.21 | 97% | 2025-04-02 |
| 1466. | Teo (teodoriux13) | 120.21 | 99% | 2019-03-10 |
| 1467. | 18K.ca (hunterwoodchase) | 120.19 | 99.4% | 2024-04-24 |
| 1468. | Nikki (niksta95) | 120.18 | 96% | 2022-06-18 |
| 1469. | Stefan (stefan_t) | 120.17 | 98% | 2022-09-12 |
| 1470. | Paul Allen (xps61092) | 120.16 | 98.8% | 2025-01-20 |
| 1471. | chaeartncos (chaearts) | 120.15 | 98% | 2024-05-12 |
| 1472. | deep (lamborghene) | 120.11 | 97.7% | 2023-05-24 |
| 1473. | Emma (esaggy) | 120.07 | 99% | 2023-03-12 |
| 1474. | Richard (dicklash) | 120.05 | 100% | 2024-07-02 |
| 1475. | Kit (kesuki) | 120.05 | 99% | 2020-05-28 |
| 1476. | William (willmart16) | 120.03 | 99.4% | 2024-03-02 |
| 1477. | Matt (mattymarsh) | 120.02 | 98% | 2025-11-03 |
| 1478. | Daniel (theoretic) | 120.02 | 99% | 2020-10-12 |
| 1479. | issa (issa_) | 120.01 | 98.2% | 2025-04-24 |
| 1480. | Pacific Monk (pacificmonk) | 120.00 | 99.4% | 2024-06-20 |
| 1481. | Can Baba (canoo) | 120.00 | 98% | 2020-04-09 |
| 1482. | Trey (trey10th) | 119.98 | 98.2% | 2024-04-04 |
| 1483. | Chris (bunkieme) | 119.98 | 98% | 2021-10-26 |
| 1484. | ican tpye fwtf (sup_chief) | 119.96 | 98% | 2026-01-03 |
| 1485. | Fox (zzhenry) | 119.92 | 98% | 2021-10-02 |
| 1486. | StraightUpLuck ¯\_(ツ)_/Â... | 119.91 | 97% | 2025-09-30 |
| 1487. | jay (jpark456) | 119.91 | 99% | 2021-03-20 |
| 1488. | Butters (butterzs) | 119.88 | 99% | 2022-07-14 |
| 1489. | John (amarang) | 119.87 | 97% | 2017-01-14 |
| 1490. | king (kingstealth) | 119.84 | 97% | 2020-08-19 |
| 1491. | Vincent (theoxaz) | 119.82 | 99.1% | 2024-06-19 |
| 1492. | Allen (qnnton) | 119.81 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
| 1493. | jeremoo (jeremoo) | 119.80 | 99% | 2021-10-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |