I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11499. | dolp21 (dolp21) | 82.73 | 96% | 2025-05-14 |
| 11500. | Sherzod (asdfgh5889) | 82.73 | 97% | 2022-02-26 |
| 11501. | Axel (axel777) | 82.73 | 95% | 2021-06-01 |
| 11502. | lil (liluy) | 82.73 | 97.4% | 2021-02-10 |
| 11503. | Support israel (mukeshyadav) | 82.72 | 98% | 2017-07-26 |
| 11504. | Alex (m3hran80) | 82.72 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
| 11505. | Dean (elusiveking) | 82.72 | 97.7% | 2023-09-25 |
| 11506. | Shariar Islam (zepticona) | 82.72 | 95% | 2021-02-07 |
| 11507. | Myro Bryan (iskwagong) | 82.72 | 96% | 2021-04-18 |
| 11508. | GateOfStoner (bangokecap) | 82.72 | 97% | 2019-06-25 |
| 11509. | Cameron (cxmxrxn) | 82.71 | 96% | 2019-01-09 |
| 11510. | Kirin (arya_juniko) | 82.71 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 11511. | Napatthorn (npp_engieer) | 82.71 | 98% | 2022-04-16 |
| 11512. | Aditya (dityaaa) | 82.70 | 97% | 2021-12-02 |
| 11513. | Hollandpeps (hollandpeps) | 82.70 | 95% | 2022-04-29 |
| 11514. | nim (nimen) | 82.70 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| 11515. | Kaio (mvkaio) | 82.69 | 98% | 2023-09-07 |
| 11516. | Canasian (canayesian) | 82.69 | 98% | 2022-09-14 |
| 11517. | skept (skept_the_typer) | 82.69 | 97% | 2021-02-20 |
| 11518. | Syde (syde_) | 82.69 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 11519. | Jed (zhenya) | 82.69 | 99% | 2017-08-15 |
| 11520. | Ricardo (baolong9911) | 82.68 | 98% | 2020-05-19 |
| 11521. | Joseph (dehpancake) | 82.68 | 96% | 2022-06-24 |
| 11522. | Dusa (enjdusan) | 82.68 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 11523. | Chase (flash_g0rd0n) | 82.67 | 96% | 2023-03-19 |
| 11524. | Riley (riela_) | 82.67 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 11525. | Adam (pophamchild) | 82.67 | 92% | 2017-05-16 |
| 11526. | Rick Astley (artistry) | 82.67 | 96% | 2019-07-17 |
| 11527. | Fricoman (ltossit) | 82.66 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 11528. | Bruh (bruh_widow) | 82.66 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |