I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1889. | Justas (jusatas) | 87.58 | 97.9% | 2023-09-22 |
| 1890. | Vivek (vivekjoshi556) | 87.57 | 99% | 2023-06-13 |
| 1891. | BedsideGoblin (bedsidegoblin) | 87.56 | 98% | 2024-11-21 |
| 1892. | Caleb (ravens_) | 87.56 | 96.6% | 2023-07-29 |
| 1893. | ken (silence0796) | 87.53 | 95.7% | 2023-11-17 |
| 1894. | Hare Krishna (vchhabra33) | 87.52 | 98.2% | 2023-09-14 |
| 1895. | FOO (mintaly_unstable) | 87.50 | 97.7% | 2023-11-28 |
| 1896. | EthKrae (ethkrae) | 87.48 | 98% | 2023-09-14 |
| 1897. | gvne (gvne) | 87.47 | 96% | 2023-05-13 |
| 1898. | kill_me_plz (kill_me_plz) | 87.45 | 97% | 2024-12-18 |
| 1899. | Vaj (taychee) | 87.44 | 98% | 2024-08-09 |
| 1900. | Márton (marconka) | 87.43 | 97% | 2025-05-17 |
| 1901. | Ally (2_ally_) | 87.43 | 96.4% | 2024-08-31 |
| 1902. | 失败者 (palmtreeeee) | 87.42 | 96.3% | 2024-02-21 |
| 1903. | /woe (woebudd) | 87.40 | 95.6% | 2024-04-16 |
| 1904. | Beast Lee (sittingwonderduck) | 87.40 | 94.7% | 2024-01-05 |
| 1905. | can_i_kinesis (can_i_kinesis) | 87.37 | 98% | 2024-05-07 |
| 1906. | Jose Ortiz (jortiz1496) | 87.35 | 97.1% | 2023-10-17 |
| 1907. | fratelecarol (fratelecarol) | 87.35 | 96% | 2024-03-20 |
| 1908. | eddie.reyes (eddiereyes) | 87.33 | 97% | 2023-09-09 |
| 1909. | James (slipperyson) | 87.31 | 97% | 2024-06-06 |
| 1910. | qwe (azeem838) | 87.30 | 97% | 2023-07-26 |
| 1911. | Zizo (zizo1277) | 87.28 | 97.2% | 2023-11-26 |
| 1912. | Sheefo (sheefo7654) | 87.25 | 95.9% | 2024-10-11 |
| 1913. | potato (potatoattack) | 87.24 | 97.8% | 2023-08-28 |
| 1914. | senturyo (senturyo) | 87.24 | 97.5% | 2024-04-14 |
| 1915. | Mark (mrblowupy) | 87.23 | 98% | 2024-05-20 |
| 1916. | Michael (michaelbui884) | 87.22 | 95.7% | 2023-10-09 |
| 1917. | Guest (pr0grammer98) | 87.21 | 97% | 2023-05-17 |
| 1918. | Retrojoe1984 (joemama84) | 87.19 | 97.4% | 2025-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |