The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4276. | (robinellacott) | 105.10 | 97% | 2017-10-06 |
| 4277. | (pirate_turtle) | 105.09 | 99% | 2021-02-03 |
| 4278. | sidm (sidm) | 105.09 | 95% | 2016-06-24 |
| 4279. | (scogx3281) | 105.09 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 4280. | (warrenwangtennis) | 105.09 | 98% | 2019-02-11 |
| 4281. | Mark (mtoda) | 105.09 | 94% | 2013-09-24 |
| 4282. | Stephen (snivithefox) | 105.08 | 99% | 2016-12-08 |
| 4283. | (yuleahcim) | 105.08 | 97% | 2016-04-03 |
| 4284. | (kerros) | 105.08 | — | 2008-09-07 |
| 4285. | (ducktype) | 105.08 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 4286. | (logan1990) | 105.07 | 95% | 2013-11-27 |
| 4287. | (tarako) | 105.06 | 98% | 2015-05-09 |
| 4288. | Junya (junia) | 105.06 | 94% | 2015-01-11 |
| 4289. | silky (quit101) | 105.05 | 98.5% | 2023-11-01 |
| 4290. | Hello (loudasian) | 105.05 | 88% | 2016-12-27 |
| 4291. | (gendo) | 105.05 | 98% | 2014-07-17 |
| 4292. | TulBott (alb3rth3nry) | 105.04 | 98% | 2022-06-05 |
| 4293. | (jundamasta) | 105.04 | 96.6% | 2021-02-14 |
| 4294. | (cameronkr) | 105.04 | 100% | 2018-09-18 |
| 4295. | (freeipods) | 105.03 | — | 2009-05-15 |
| 4296. | Cindy (chi3tcin) | 105.02 | 91% | 2011-10-13 |
| 4297. | Dale (tsyohm) | 105.02 | 96% | 2019-10-28 |
| 4298. | (linkbane) | 105.02 | 93% | 2014-01-17 |
| 4299. | (yosasuke) | 105.01 | 97% | 2021-12-07 |
| 4300. | (tatss) | 105.01 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
| 4301. | (suhasmaddali007) | 105.01 | 97.2% | 2023-07-28 |
| 4302. | (thefilth) | 105.01 | 99% | 2011-09-04 |
| 4303. | (karlac) | 105.01 | — | 2009-11-05 |
| 4304. | (joshchango) | 105.00 | 98% | 2022-01-02 |
| 4305. | 🐵🙈🙉🙊🐒🦍... | 105.00 | 96% | 2022-03-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |