And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13568. | (shlee9805) | 89.96 | 98% | 2018-01-25 |
| 13569. | Mike (mike_121) | 89.95 | 97.7% | 2023-10-25 |
| 13570. | (timtam420) | 89.95 | 97.7% | 2023-09-03 |
| 13571. | (heyitsloaf) | 89.95 | 97% | 2021-05-29 |
| 13572. | (upaymeifixit) | 89.95 | 92% | 2016-03-11 |
| 13573. | (severalbrokenshins) | 89.95 | 97% | 2022-10-28 |
| 13574. | Hkishi (hkishi) | 89.95 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 13575. | (rohitpuri) | 89.95 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 13576. | cowbot (peedir) | 89.95 | 97% | 2015-11-06 |
| 13577. | jeff (cqyimo42) | 89.94 | 96% | 2017-12-20 |
| 13578. | Hemant (hemu_sakunde) | 89.94 | 97% | 2022-05-12 |
| 13579. | Andy (mrfoggz) | 89.94 | 99% | 2020-05-19 |
| 13580. | (shobhit99) | 89.94 | 97% | 2018-03-23 |
| 13581. | Mark (veltzer) | 89.94 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
| 13582. | Huỳnh Quang Thái (holdth... | 89.94 | 95% | 2012-10-17 |
| 13583. | uwos (artuist) | 89.94 | 99% | 2018-09-20 |
| 13584. | (cameronkr) | 89.93 | 99% | 2017-08-11 |
| 13585. | (california00jk) | 89.93 | — | 2010-11-18 |
| 13586. | Stephen (steviebeans) | 89.93 | 91% | 2017-05-07 |
| 13587. | (digitalspenz) | 89.93 | 96% | 2014-12-01 |
| 13588. | (airrosilog) | 89.92 | 97% | 2020-03-19 |
| 13589. | Bares3w3 (baresthreewthree) | 89.92 | 97% | 2023-05-04 |
| 13590. | Anupam (plaanupam) | 89.92 | 99% | 2022-02-20 |
| 13591. | (lilchicken) | 89.92 | 96% | 2022-01-07 |
| 13592. | No (bambusnippel) | 89.92 | 97% | 2019-08-02 |
| 13593. | Axton (taurine) | 89.92 | 97% | 2011-08-23 |
| 13594. | (garuda1221) | 89.91 | 98% | 2022-04-25 |
| 13595. | (taimoorhassan) | 89.91 | 99% | 2022-12-13 |
| 13596. | (soysauceftw) | 89.91 | 97% | 2015-06-03 |
| 13597. | Markus (slapkidtv) | 89.91 | 98% | 2019-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |