So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15523. | DKTang (killnoevil) | 75.72 | 97% | 2021-10-27 |
| 15524. | Danske (danske21) | 75.72 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
| 15525. | David (bpsccheney) | 75.72 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
| 15526. | Angus (anguseinstein1) | 75.72 | 97% | 2022-02-18 |
| 15527. | dude (udead1) | 75.72 | 97% | 2020-07-04 |
| 15528. | getfingrd (piggo1228) | 75.72 | 95% | 2019-12-13 |
| 15529. | medo (medocool) | 75.72 | 96% | 2018-08-22 |
| 15530. | ரவி (mirasravi2) | 75.72 | 93% | 2013-05-29 |
| 15531. | Maubog (maubog) | 75.71 | 97% | 2018-11-23 |
| 15532. | Eric (majesticmushroom) | 75.71 | 96% | 2019-08-11 |
| 15533. | Sike (creme_egg) | 75.71 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 15534. | code_brains (coderider) | 75.71 | 97% | 2021-06-15 |
| 15535. | Zihad (zihadeasin) | 75.71 | 95% | 2020-04-05 |
| 15536. | Ville-Markus (wiliwins) | 75.71 | 95% | 2015-09-10 |
| 15537. | Vishal (vishalb) | 75.71 | — | 2010-02-15 |
| 15538. | Novelli (novelli) | 75.71 | 96% | 2023-04-12 |
| 15539. | Kiwiwings (carmenbrouwer12) | 75.70 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
| 15540. | Mitchell (calpicoav) | 75.70 | 98% | 2023-01-11 |
| 15541. | jakis (myron) | 75.70 | — | 2011-02-05 |
| 15542. | Austin (xaqilz) | 75.70 | 91% | 2016-08-26 |
| 15543. | John (jgrasso4) | 75.70 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
| 15544. | Xix (xixx) | 75.69 | 93% | 2015-01-05 |
| 15545. | Mike (mike0_0) | 75.69 | 96% | 2022-09-30 |
| 15546. | tstats[rajendra_thakur] (ra... | 75.69 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
| 15547. | Rodri (xrodrilyx) | 75.69 | 96.7% | 2023-10-17 |
| 15548. | Ethan (ethanlee2006) | 75.69 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
| 15549. | taco (hehehetacos) | 75.69 | 97% | 2021-05-11 |
| 15550. | Jason (nhtiger) | 75.69 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
| 15551. | flybot (flybot) | 75.69 | 96% | 2019-10-23 |
| 15552. | Baris (rottened) | 75.69 | 90% | 2016-01-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |