As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10810. | Tri (trichy26) | 81.60 | 98% | 2016-10-20 |
| 10811. | b2 (bittumon) | 81.59 | 93% | 2016-06-07 |
| 10812. | Riel (rielgrumal) | 81.59 | 96.7% | 2023-11-04 |
| 10813. | Xenith (t0006234g) | 81.59 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 10814. | Che (che247) | 81.59 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 10815. | Mattie (mattieshoes) | 81.59 | 92% | 2016-02-17 |
| 10816. | Calypso (lyrarah) | 81.59 | 97% | 2018-10-11 |
| 10817. | Trent (tdavis23540) | 81.58 | 98% | 2023-03-17 |
| 10818. | Johanesic (johanesic) | 81.58 | 96% | 2021-03-25 |
| 10819. | John Isaac (thund3rcl4p) | 81.58 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
| 10820. | Ilove (ilovehamlet) | 81.58 | 97% | 2018-01-14 |
| 10821. | Zorashi (zorashi64) | 81.57 | 96.2% | 2023-11-16 |
| 10822. | Lukas (steely_dan) | 81.57 | 96% | 2020-06-19 |
| 10823. | Tricia (tfung80) | 81.57 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 10824. | 4b786NI4Us (laurier001) | 81.57 | 96% | 2018-01-03 |
| 10825. | Isaiah (misterbored) | 81.57 | 95% | 2015-11-25 |
| 10826. | far3 (far3far3far3) | 81.56 | 96% | 2024-07-27 |
| 10827. | Corgetta (corgetta) | 81.56 | 96% | 2023-05-29 |
| 10828. | Gabriel (hofergabriel) | 81.56 | 99% | 2021-06-11 |
| 10829. | Cally (callyh) | 81.56 | 98% | 2015-06-22 |
| 10830. | Joey (092767) | 81.56 | 98% | 2016-11-28 |
| 10831. | Lightning (lightning_po) | 81.55 | 96% | 2020-10-24 |
| 10832. | Felzii (missartemis_97) | 81.54 | 96.5% | 2023-12-17 |
| 10833. | Christian (ohhwowchriss) | 81.54 | 97% | 2021-07-04 |
| 10834. | fried_egg (fried_egg) | 81.54 | 96% | 2019-11-10 |
| 10835. | Igor (ikarus9393) | 81.53 | 96% | 2023-02-08 |
| 10836. | NEM0 (saybloo) | 81.53 | 95% | 2020-05-23 |
| 10837. | joe (panled) | 81.53 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 10838. | ZuroNom (zuronom) | 81.52 | 98% | 2025-02-17 |
| 10839. | b (frinkahedron) | 81.52 | 95% | 2019-12-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |