The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14987. | righteous (trustjesus) | 80.11 | 97% | 2020-02-07 |
| 14988. | Lasi (lasileuka) | 80.11 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 14989. | Raymond (rtu96) | 80.10 | 95% | 2023-03-16 |
| 14990. | Huy (tuonghuytran) | 80.10 | 96% | 2022-12-18 |
| 14991. | Ryan (nryankim) | 80.10 | 91% | 2014-11-13 |
| 14992. | Sunlord (sunlord20) | 80.10 | 96% | 2014-11-03 |
| 14993. | Guigui (guiguilk) | 80.09 | 91% | 2016-08-10 |
| 14994. | Alex (toomuchsauce) | 80.09 | 97% | 2017-08-10 |
| 14995. | Tasvirul (tasvirul) | 80.09 | 96% | 2016-12-14 |
| 14996. | Follow Me (prince_michaels2... | 80.09 | 95% | 2011-11-26 |
| 14997. | steroids steroids everywher... | 80.09 | 93% | 2013-08-22 |
| 14998. | Chung (chung223) | 80.09 | 97% | 2011-08-11 |
| 14999. | Carlos (cadu) | 80.09 | — | 2008-11-14 |
| 15000. | hv21ll (quinixod) | 80.08 | 95% | 2021-03-03 |
| 15001. | rraei (rraei) | 80.08 | 97% | 2019-03-28 |
| 15002. | dave (davedavedave) | 80.08 | 94% | 2013-08-25 |
| 15003. | ¯\(ツ)/¯ (jeconner) | 80.07 | 93% | 2014-12-23 |
| 15004. | Logan (laucian) | 80.07 | 97.6% | 2023-08-16 |
| 15005. | Zovi (zovi) | 80.07 | 99% | 2021-08-31 |
| 15006. | Blaze (blasik) | 80.07 | 98% | 2021-04-07 |
| 15007. | lasindu (lasindu) | 80.07 | 98% | 2016-10-08 |
| 15008. | Cally (callyh) | 80.07 | 98% | 2015-09-19 |
| 15009. | Ulrich (ulrichji) | 80.06 | 98% | 2022-03-28 |
| 15010. | Benjamin (benjamin_gee) | 80.06 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 15011. | Myron (zonyak) | 80.06 | 95% | 2019-01-17 |
| 15012. | ReMeDaY (remeday) | 80.05 | 90% | 2016-02-08 |
| 15013. | Joshua (feygin1) | 80.05 | 93% | 2013-01-09 |
| 15014. | Aryav (aryav123) | 80.05 | 97% | 2022-08-13 |
| 15015. | Rafa (rafael1548) | 80.05 | 97% | 2020-06-10 |
| 15016. | Jeron (pivotwind) | 80.05 | 90% | 2015-10-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |