It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1848. | Thanh (tnguyen098) | 82.54 | 97% | 2020-10-12 |
| 1849. | Seba (nalnah5) | 82.54 | 98% | 2017-09-22 |
| 1850. | Rascell (soul94) | 82.52 | 98% | 2018-05-21 |
| 1851. | Tim (thole) | 82.49 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 1852. | Ryder (highryder18) | 82.48 | 96% | 2019-07-28 |
| 1853. | (danlel) | 82.47 | 96% | 2017-12-09 |
| 1854. | Eric (criscofreeze) | 82.45 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
| 1855. | Danat (danat_ayazbayev) | 82.44 | 95% | 2020-05-12 |
| 1856. | chujev (chujev) | 82.43 | 97% | 2018-08-01 |
| 1857. | Istanful (istanful) | 82.42 | 97% | 2018-03-22 |
| 1858. | Maple (oakshoe) | 82.41 | 97% | 2018-07-30 |
| 1859. | cosdaj (cosdaj) | 82.41 | 98% | 2019-11-28 |
| 1860. | Edward (kailhreds) | 82.41 | 98% | 2020-07-18 |
| 1861. | Miguel (miguelmint) | 82.39 | 96% | 2018-12-10 |
| 1862. | Timo (ubulin) | 82.39 | 97% | 2019-08-03 |
| 1863. | Axi (axizon) | 82.38 | 98% | 2018-12-18 |
| 1864. | Caitlin (callida88) | 82.36 | 99% | 2019-04-27 |
| 1865. | Omicron (omicronrho) | 82.36 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 1866. | Aren (qazr) | 82.35 | 98% | 2019-12-16 |
| 1867. | Sebastian (0rangetree) | 82.35 | 98% | 2020-06-27 |
| 1868. | Jem (jampr) | 82.34 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
| 1869. | Allan (itsgam3tyme) | 82.33 | 96% | 2020-02-26 |
| 1870. | Minh Khoa (tmkhoahcmus) | 82.33 | 98% | 2020-05-25 |
| 1871. | Jonathon (goodstuff11) | 82.32 | 97% | 2021-07-27 |
| 1872. | Leo (gnowoel) | 82.32 | 99% | 2019-03-08 |
| 1873. | Sumit (sumit_ghag) | 82.31 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
| 1874. | Matt (clarkandcarla) | 82.30 | 98% | 2019-05-03 |
| 1875. | Kevin (sayanghae) | 82.28 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 1876. | Nikos (nikpag00) | 82.28 | 97% | 2020-06-01 |
| 1877. | Tyler (thermalcry) | 82.28 | 98% | 2018-01-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |