Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2148. | Max (chariotrider) | 79.29 | 96% | 2020-01-15 |
| 2149. | Koolie (theslowesttypereva) | 79.29 | 95% | 2019-10-15 |
| 2150. | BlindCide (blindcide) | 79.27 | 98% | 2020-06-01 |
| 2151. | Jerome (babayaga36) | 79.26 | 98% | 2019-01-17 |
| 2152. | JV (jibs12) | 79.25 | 98% | 2020-04-02 |
| 2153. | Jack______ (jack_____________) | 79.25 | 97% | 2018-12-04 |
| 2154. | ethan (chorboe) | 79.22 | 96% | 2019-05-23 |
| 2155. | Pepsi (bombchicken) | 79.21 | 98% | 2019-02-22 |
| 2156. | Roger (gamer95) | 79.21 | 98% | 2018-10-17 |
| 2157. | araneidanGalanty (araneidan... | 79.20 | 96% | 2019-02-20 |
| 2158. | Salmon (pillowend) | 79.20 | 95% | 2017-12-24 |
| 2159. | J (jyorange) | 79.18 | 98% | 2019-06-22 |
| 2160. | Sugar Honey (engscholar15) | 79.17 | 98% | 2017-07-08 |
| 2161. | gskw (gskw) | 79.17 | 96% | 2018-03-12 |
| 2162. | صنديد (sundid) | 79.17 | 98% | 2020-07-15 |
| 2163. | vroom💤 (noprop) | 79.16 | 97% | 2019-12-08 |
| 2164. | Caitlin (callida88) | 79.15 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| 2165. | anonymous (dantheman830) | 79.14 | 96% | 2019-05-08 |
| 2166. | Gucci (zestyboi) | 79.12 | 97% | 2020-05-09 |
| 2167. | Tong (tongvu) | 79.12 | 96% | 2020-03-27 |
| 2168. | danny (brrrgandy) | 79.11 | 97% | 2018-03-05 |
| 2169. | Michwael Redpants (endlessm... | 79.11 | 98% | 2019-12-14 |
| 2170. | Chris (alkalineii) | 79.11 | 96% | 2017-09-01 |
| 2171. | Adnan (adnan11) | 79.09 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 2172. | Laura (lgunn13) | 79.08 | 97% | 2019-11-24 |
| 2173. | Johny (misuubi) | 79.06 | 96% | 2020-05-06 |
| 2174. | ✖-Bows (xbows) | 79.06 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
| 2175. | M (mmanhar) | 79.06 | 98% | 2020-09-17 |
| 2176. | Ognjen (lesinar) | 79.06 | 98% | 2017-08-08 |
| 2177. | Joseph (barcaftw05) | 79.06 | 97% | 2019-10-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |