The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15252. | Typing🤯🤯🤯 (sirsoup) | 79.35 | 97% | 2020-11-17 |
| 15253. | Jerry (jerrybang) | 79.35 | 96% | 2015-06-03 |
| 15254. | Badog (mississauga145) | 79.35 | 98% | 2016-09-13 |
| 15255. | blendin (blendin11) | 79.34 | 96% | 2020-06-15 |
| 15256. | Harvey (harvey123) | 79.34 | — | 2009-12-01 |
| 15257. | lawrence (ghost7) | 79.33 | 92% | 2011-07-12 |
| 15258. | midnight (aw01) | 79.33 | 98% | 2020-06-12 |
| 15259. | Cody (splyntr) | 79.33 | 95% | 2014-09-26 |
| 15260. | Alex (l3attman) | 79.33 | — | 2009-03-14 |
| 15261. | Alejandro (alejo_100) | 79.32 | 93% | 2015-05-20 |
| 15262. | Noah (typer_noah) | 79.32 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
| 15263. | Dang Hai (haidanghoang178) | 79.32 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 15264. | Robert (surtexx) | 79.32 | 96% | 2020-03-06 |
| 15265. | H (huntz256) | 79.32 | 91% | 2013-02-05 |
| 15266. | Donny (donnyle) | 79.32 | 97% | 2016-04-19 |
| 15267. | yeh (amengo) | 79.32 | — | 2009-07-14 |
| 15268. | Christopher (omicronexe) | 79.31 | 98% | 2012-10-01 |
| 15269. | Colemak-Planck (turtle_boy1) | 79.31 | 98% | 2023-01-23 |
| 15270. | SnakeTwix (snaketwix) | 79.31 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
| 15271. | Cheri (calevi2) | 79.31 | — | 2009-03-31 |
| 15272. | Leonid (leonid) | 79.30 | 92% | 2012-08-21 |
| 15273. | Hughie (pynfirnite) | 79.29 | 97.6% | 2021-02-05 |
| 15274. | saladie (saladie) | 79.28 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 15275. | Critical (malfunction1) | 79.28 | 97% | 2019-02-11 |
| 15276. | Ransg (ransg) | 79.28 | 94% | 2016-05-07 |
| 15277. | andrew (vargonium) | 79.28 | 93% | 2012-12-06 |
| 15278. | Blake (btriana) | 79.28 | 86% | 2013-06-23 |
| 15279. | Josiah (plettj) | 79.27 | 97% | 2022-12-26 |
| 15280. | Daphnouilles (daphnouilles) | 79.27 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
| 15281. | lRaml (lsomeonel) | 79.27 | 98% | 2020-07-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |