So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8895. | Slow (slowtyper4evr) | 88.16 | 97.1% | 2023-09-29 |
| 8896. | daniel (dpainter) | 88.16 | 98% | 2021-02-22 |
| 8897. | Oliver (arrivon) | 88.16 | 92% | 2017-05-13 |
| 8898. | cs (cinnamonstick) | 88.16 | 97% | 2014-12-21 |
| 8899. | NAR8789 (nar8789) | 88.16 | — | 2009-05-18 |
| 8900. | Sam (samr7x7) | 88.15 | 97% | 2021-11-10 |
| 8901. | Joshua (ttemingyu) | 88.15 | 94% | 2016-02-16 |
| 8902. | two (twopoor) | 88.15 | 95.6% | 2023-09-28 |
| 8903. | Alexander (torphon) | 88.15 | 98% | 2019-11-23 |
| 8904. | Eric (iiwaterboyii) | 88.15 | 96% | 2018-05-11 |
| 8905. | Andufuss (andufuss) | 88.14 | 97% | 2021-12-28 |
| 8906. | typeRacer (olegbucolo) | 88.14 | 97.2% | 2023-10-05 |
| 8907. | teethmc (dudeboi63589) | 88.14 | 95% | 2021-10-12 |
| 8908. | Abhisek (_typing_) | 88.14 | 99% | 2022-08-01 |
| 8909. | justin (guest_) | 88.14 | — | 2008-09-15 |
| 8910. | Shalaquida (shalaquida) | 88.14 | 96% | 2017-04-17 |
| 8911. | nerga (laptoptyping) | 88.13 | 99.1% | 2021-02-25 |
| 8912. | ja (jachan99) | 88.13 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 8913. | Michael (furious1988) | 88.13 | 98% | 2012-03-23 |
| 8914. | Cheri (calevi2) | 88.13 | — | 2009-04-29 |
| 8915. | Eric (draydere) | 88.12 | 98% | 2022-10-07 |
| 8916. | Ben (benr202) | 88.12 | 100% | 2012-09-12 |
| 8917. | Giancarlo (milkman007) | 88.12 | 97% | 2019-01-13 |
| 8918. | sherimori (sherimori) | 88.11 | 98% | 2017-02-01 |
| 8919. | TheBaldRacer (thebaldracer) | 88.10 | — | 2010-08-25 |
| 8920. | laPampara (lapampara69) | 88.10 | 98% | 2021-09-08 |
| 8921. | Emily (emilyk_3357) | 88.10 | 95.6% | 2021-02-27 |
| 8922. | tstats[abhishekyeskholiya] ... | 88.10 | 94.9% | 2023-09-04 |
| 8923. | wet nightmare (daviddloco) | 88.10 | 97% | 2020-02-20 |
| 8924. | Nam (nam_viet) | 88.10 | 96% | 2019-09-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |