Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9502. | Brian (bellerus) | 87.06 | 94% | 2013-09-17 |
| 9503. | Shark (sharkmetal) | 87.06 | 90% | 2014-04-08 |
| 9504. | Abhinav (brainstorm56) | 87.06 | 96.5% | 2023-09-16 |
| 9505. | anawar (anawarawm) | 87.06 | 90% | 2015-06-08 |
| 9506. | Mel (papermoon) | 87.06 | 94% | 2014-02-06 |
| 9507. | Jax (zaunite) | 87.06 | 91% | 2016-01-09 |
| 9508. | erk (estalow) | 87.05 | 96% | 2019-09-15 |
| 9509. | Noah (noahebe) | 87.05 | 98% | 2021-09-14 |
| 9510. | Sebastian (nikawi) | 87.05 | 97% | 2021-10-22 |
| 9511. | Pepega (fips) | 87.04 | 95% | 2016-01-28 |
| 9512. | Mr (tallguy) | 87.04 | 95% | 2011-05-12 |
| 9513. | Intisar (bluebomb) | 87.04 | 83% | 2011-06-15 |
| 9514. | Peter (kraljpetar) | 87.04 | — | 2010-04-10 |
| 9515. | Vishal (vishal_kr_saw) | 87.04 | 98% | 2023-03-09 |
| 9516. | F (stax) | 87.04 | 97% | 2016-07-19 |
| 9517. | ranger (kleosracer) | 87.04 | 96% | 2022-08-27 |
| 9518. | Rob (buffedwow) | 87.02 | 97% | 2012-12-01 |
| 9519. | chai (chai_biscuit) | 87.02 | 97% | 2021-09-13 |
| 9520. | kikiki (kiki02613) | 87.02 | 97% | 2021-06-09 |
| 9521. | Lyndsey (lyndskg) | 87.02 | 95.9% | 2021-01-31 |
| 9522. | Brt (brtboi) | 87.02 | 97.4% | 2023-07-28 |
| 9523. | Andrews (godspeeedd) | 87.02 | 96% | 2023-04-09 |
| 9524. | Caleb (caleburn) | 87.02 | 91% | 2015-05-11 |
| 9525. | perbeteshor (perbeteshor10) | 87.01 | 97% | 2011-08-31 |
| 9526. | rae (thedarkoknight) | 87.01 | 97% | 2017-05-27 |
| 9527. | Sylvaen (suggestedrp) | 87.01 | 98% | 2021-05-16 |
| 9528. | Aranyo (chimichenghiskhan) | 87.01 | 98% | 2021-09-28 |
| 9529. | Gary (garrigan) | 87.00 | 93% | 2016-02-07 |
| 9530. | Reebane (reebane) | 87.00 | 100% | 2019-10-04 |
| 9531. | Cheq (cheq) | 87.00 | 93% | 2016-07-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |