As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1579. | Austin (austin_biceps) | 116.98 | 99% | 2023-03-16 |
| 1580. | Yingkai (yingkai314lee) | 116.97 | 98% | 2019-10-27 |
| 1581. | Ishark (ishark) | 116.95 | 93% | 2015-05-30 |
| 1582. | James (jamesjamesjamesjames... | 116.95 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
| 1583. | (zest) | 116.93 | 97% | 2023-03-11 |
| 1584. | pratyush (pmadhukar) | 116.92 | 100% | 2015-05-13 |
| 1585. | αβουδ (douba) | 116.90 | 97% | 2023-01-29 |
| 1586. | Ted (tedster) | 116.90 | 88% | 2016-02-11 |
| 1587. | Benjamin (bw1625) | 116.89 | 99% | 2018-09-23 |
| 1588. | omar (wizard24h) | 116.89 | 98% | 2019-02-01 |
| 1589. | Missamig (missamig) | 116.88 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
| 1590. | Carlos (estevaoima) | 116.86 | 100% | 2017-12-17 |
| 1591. | hopeless...wrecked (_navdee... | 116.85 | 98% | 2020-01-30 |
| 1592. | James (jamvng) | 116.82 | 98% | 2020-08-07 |
| 1593. | (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━... | 116.82 | 95% | 2016-01-01 |
| 1594. | Brockton (ztgstover) | 116.81 | 98% | 2023-03-14 |
| 1595. | Sungura (sungura) | 116.79 | 99% | 2023-07-08 |
| 1596. | Caleb (calebk13) | 116.79 | 99% | 2022-04-06 |
| 1597. | jj (ponygaryelow) | 116.79 | 99% | 2022-09-11 |
| 1598. | Tereterna (tereterna) | 116.78 | 99% | 2019-04-01 |
| 1599. | aetri (aetricity) | 116.77 | 94% | 2017-05-25 |
| 1600. | Ryan (fantazm) | 116.76 | 99% | 2016-08-19 |
| 1601. | Alex (tehl3x) | 116.75 | 97% | 2016-04-09 |
| 1602. | Comeonn1 (comeonn1) | 116.75 | 97% | 2016-10-21 |
| 1603. | Brad Pritt (blackpitt) | 116.74 | 99% | 2019-05-15 |
| 1604. | Ian (cacapizon) | 116.73 | 96% | 2016-12-02 |
| 1605. | Shellvin (bongo_shell) | 116.73 | 99% | 2022-04-29 |
| 1606. | Rick (shackman92) | 116.72 | 98% | 2021-02-22 |
| 1607. | Kelvin (onodoro) | 116.72 | 99% | 2019-07-26 |
| 1608. | CodeWeaver (codeweaver) | 116.72 | 94% | 2015-09-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |