Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17618. | Yoav (yoav) | 72.69 | — | 2010-09-09 |
| 17619. | Utsav (utsav2) | 72.69 | 90% | 2017-02-17 |
| 17620. | Jawed (cenachaingang) | 72.68 | 95.8% | 2023-08-02 |
| 17621. | Wesley (defender96) | 72.68 | 92% | 2016-10-08 |
| 17622. | ojsimp (ozzyostrich) | 72.68 | 98.4% | 2021-01-28 |
| 17623. | Will (quasiverse) | 72.68 | 94% | 2013-08-08 |
| 17624. | Alexander (alexanderchang) | 72.67 | 84% | 2015-02-15 |
| 17625. | Anhi (anhitran) | 72.67 | — | 2011-02-11 |
| 17626. | Luka (garicluka) | 72.66 | 94.9% | 2023-05-15 |
| 17627. | İsmail (hezarfen_13) | 72.66 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 17628. | WriterQueen (writerqueen) | 72.66 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
| 17629. | Dilan (carnage2) | 72.66 | 94% | 2022-03-06 |
| 17630. | Griffith (zuzzy) | 72.66 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 17631. | Squeak (oweozz) | 72.66 | 94.8% | 2021-02-16 |
| 17632. | Jake (jakelaser) | 72.66 | 91% | 2012-09-12 |
| 17633. | sylo (syllogismos) | 72.66 | 94% | 2016-11-05 |
| 17634. | kraken (pronto1) | 72.65 | 95% | 2022-07-24 |
| 17635. | Jamie (jamiegre) | 72.65 | 89% | 2015-04-13 |
| 17636. | Logan (36beastgod) | 72.65 | 98% | 2022-12-16 |
| 17637. | Cyber (dernikonoll) | 72.65 | 97% | 2014-06-12 |
| 17638. | cale (cale) | 72.65 | — | 2009-02-13 |
| 17639. | Gabriel (wdarknessw) | 72.64 | 96% | 2022-01-22 |
| 17640. | Randy (__rdall__) | 72.64 | 93% | 2018-09-18 |
| 17641. | Casey (thefearedturtle) | 72.64 | 90% | 2015-01-26 |
| 17642. | None (maltese) | 72.64 | 91% | 2013-09-04 |
| 17643. | Miguel (steelers13) | 72.64 | 93% | 2012-03-05 |
| 17644. | hachi (hachinamio) | 72.64 | — | 2009-07-30 |
| 17645. | h3 Kinesis + Colemak (h3kin... | 72.64 | — | 2011-02-12 |
| 17646. | Dev (dev1050) | 72.63 | 97% | 2023-08-12 |
| 17647. | Steph (stehba) | 72.63 | 97% | 2023-05-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |