It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2182. | Jason (goosejuice) | 79.20 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
| 2183. | cpl_chillaxton (cpl_chillax... | 79.19 | 98% | 2018-01-05 |
| 2184. | Zedtime (zedtimestory) | 79.16 | 98% | 2019-05-18 |
| 2185. | Jorge (jlh2000) | 79.15 | 98% | 2017-09-12 |
| 2186. | uty (tisurend) | 79.14 | 96% | 2021-07-25 |
| 2187. | Rico (satoshi444) | 79.14 | 98% | 2018-01-25 |
| 2188. | Vera (veong) | 79.11 | 97% | 2019-01-25 |
| 2189. | David (david_j_ncba2019) | 79.11 | 99% | 2019-12-23 |
| 2190. | Roan (toadietechnika) | 79.10 | 97% | 2018-01-14 |
| 2191. | Harsh (mamant) | 79.10 | 97% | 2019-07-28 |
| 2192. | \___Sailor___/ (stalker333) | 79.04 | 98% | 2017-08-30 |
| 2193. | S = klnW (sklnw) | 79.02 | 98% | 2019-06-17 |
| 2194. | gmiz (gmizavac) | 79.02 | 98% | 2018-01-11 |
| 2195. | Sean (naes412) | 79.00 | 97% | 2020-07-12 |
| 2196. | Shagnik (shagnik) | 78.98 | 98% | 2020-05-08 |
| 2197. | Laura (luckybishop) | 78.97 | 96% | 2018-10-07 |
| 2198. | calam1tyc (calam1tyc) | 78.93 | 99% | 2020-08-12 |
| 2199. | Jesus (johangodinho123) | 78.93 | 97% | 2020-08-27 |
| 2200. | Omar (omarino) | 78.91 | 98% | 2018-11-10 |
| 2201. | ʞunɯz (zmunk) | 78.91 | 99% | 2018-03-04 |
| 2202. | Isaac (isaac2001) | 78.91 | 97% | 2019-05-06 |
| 2203. | 🐢🐢🐢🐢 (amogh1420) | 78.90 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 2204. | Steve (canadiansarealiens) | 78.90 | 97% | 2019-02-21 |
| 2205. | Randy (rhomusic) | 78.90 | 98% | 2018-11-29 |
| 2206. | Gregory (contrum) | 78.88 | 97% | 2019-01-25 |
| 2207. | Michael (khel_diente) | 78.87 | 96% | 2017-09-01 |
| 2208. | Jerrick (jerrickhoang) | 78.84 | 97% | 2018-09-22 |
| 2209. | Toprekt (goldenmotoreu) | 78.81 | 97% | 2017-10-15 |
| 2210. | Nathan (bananamilk9) | 78.80 | 98% | 2018-12-13 |
| 2211. | John (krewetka) | 78.79 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |