See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5482. | storm (physically) | 97.08 | 98% | 2024-06-30 |
| 5483. | james (lejames23) | 97.08 | 100% | 2020-08-30 |
| 5484. | Mads (pythonmilk) | 97.08 | 97% | 2021-02-14 |
| 5485. | Cornelius (salibzz) | 97.08 | 99% | 2022-03-31 |
| 5486. | Manjrnm (manjrnm) | 97.08 | 98.5% | 2023-09-17 |
| 5487. | Peter (ch9cken) | 97.06 | 98% | 2022-02-21 |
| 5488. | CubixGamma (cubixgamma) | 97.05 | 98% | 2020-09-09 |
| 5489. | Theo (smuox) | 97.05 | 97.8% | 2024-07-14 |
| 5490. | Berosta (berosta) | 97.05 | 98% | 2023-03-06 |
| 5491. | Mongoabe (mongoabe) | 97.05 | 97% | 2019-08-20 |
| 5492. | Julian (juliansmile) | 97.04 | 99.2% | 2025-02-22 |
| 5493. | KW (kiawa88) | 97.03 | 97% | 2019-06-12 |
| 5494. | J-Money (jacobbeaudway) | 97.03 | 99% | 2022-12-09 |
| 5495. | Cap_Halyard (preid123) | 97.03 | 98% | 2022-07-01 |
| 5496. | aoeu (proportional) | 97.03 | 99% | 2021-01-12 |
| 5497. | Derrick (victoryx5) | 97.02 | 97% | 2022-06-06 |
| 5498. | Chatham (cala95) | 97.01 | 98% | 2021-05-24 |
| 5499. | JohnsDog (johnsdog) | 97.00 | 96.9% | 2021-02-08 |
| 5500. | Saiya (zenger23) | 97.00 | 98% | 2021-03-12 |
| 5501. | vazo (speedyboivazo) | 97.00 | 98% | 2020-12-31 |
| 5502. | Sasha (rainbowtits) | 96.99 | 97% | 2022-10-10 |
| 5503. | Mohit (mohitisgreat) | 96.99 | 98.8% | 2021-02-16 |
| 5504. | Aditya (adi1ya) | 96.98 | 98% | 2021-07-19 |
| 5505. | Rudolf (rutzzz) | 96.98 | 99% | 2019-09-21 |
| 5506. | Ahsan (haris_ahmed) | 96.98 | 98% | 2021-10-16 |
| 5507. | WhatTheHotDog (tdsar102094) | 96.98 | 96% | 2022-07-21 |
| 5508. | Ryan (deathman5056) | 96.98 | 99% | 2021-01-26 |
| 5509. | Brennan (licktricky) | 96.97 | 98% | 2024-07-21 |
| 5510. | Jennifer (jf07) | 96.96 | 98.8% | 2023-12-28 |
| 5511. | BLURB (snowq) | 96.96 | 98% | 2021-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |