The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19249. | Jayyy (jaymob) | 73.34 | 96.8% | 2023-10-11 |
| 19250. | Danny (ftm3) | 73.34 | 97% | 2018-12-02 |
| 19251. | Amanda (manda8) | 73.34 | — | 2010-09-02 |
| 19252. | Jacob (grydholt) | 73.34 | 96% | 2013-05-21 |
| 19253. | Stijn (stijnmeijssen) | 73.33 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 19254. | Jacqsault (jyan513) | 73.33 | 97.5% | 2023-08-04 |
| 19255. | Send_Help (brantonmindl) | 73.33 | 97% | 2018-09-25 |
| 19256. | Hamza (hamzeh97) | 73.33 | 98% | 2018-07-11 |
| 19257. | Danny (coloradodan) | 73.33 | 89% | 2012-09-27 |
| 19258. | Chris (million7) | 73.33 | 97% | 2013-02-27 |
| 19259. | Kentut (kentutmanis) | 73.32 | 95.4% | 2023-10-27 |
| 19260. | ricko (ricklo7) | 73.32 | 95% | 2021-09-23 |
| 19261. | mr. (mr_maam) | 73.32 | 95% | 2021-04-20 |
| 19262. | Mark (fatweasel) | 73.32 | 95% | 2016-03-01 |
| 19263. | Angela (hylandangela) | 73.32 | 99% | 2012-06-22 |
| 19264. | GNU先輩 (gnuman98) | 73.32 | 97% | 2018-11-20 |
| 19265. | Chatham (cala95) | 73.31 | 96% | 2020-07-30 |
| 19266. | Order (orderadchaos) | 73.31 | 94% | 2022-01-19 |
| 19267. | slowasfwuck (wubz) | 73.31 | 92% | 2013-07-28 |
| 19268. | Will (shneme01) | 73.30 | 93% | 2021-01-01 |
| 19269. | Håvard (haavga) | 73.30 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
| 19270. | shanky (shankyk) | 73.30 | 96% | 2015-08-29 |
| 19271. | Manel (manelvm) | 73.30 | 97% | 2015-02-10 |
| 19272. | Brennan (bwellshi) | 73.29 | 98% | 2022-03-01 |
| 19273. | Daeun (syoon4486) | 73.29 | 98% | 2021-05-31 |
| 19274. | sn_ly (haeri) | 73.29 | 99% | 2013-08-05 |
| 19275. | Viacheslav (krevetko) | 73.29 | 97% | 2023-04-25 |
| 19276. | dan (atallcostsky) | 73.29 | 97% | 2011-11-19 |
| 19277. | Mark (mtatom) | 73.29 | 91% | 2014-01-20 |
| 19278. | Ahmed (thelegend07) | 73.29 | 92% | 2014-08-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |